Tags:winter, winters, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, parka, parkas, overcoat, overcoats, warm up, warms up, warming up, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, hit on, hits on, hitting on, street harassment, harassment, sexually harassed, winter weather, winter months, imagine, imagines, imagination, shapeless, outfit, outfits
"Still snowing upstate?"
"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."
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"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"
"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."
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"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."
Tags:pick-up line, pick-ups lines, pickup line, pickup lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, winter, winter weather, canada, canadian, canadians, cold weather, winter, winter weather, snow, snows, snowing, snowy, snowy day, snowy days, turn-on, turn-ons, underwear, thermal underwear, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations, sex appeal, winter season, winter seasons
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
Tags:spring, spring thaw, spring thaws, winter, winter weather, springtime, spring weather, car, cars, driveway, driveways, shovel, shovels, shoveling, shovelling, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow drift, snow drifts, mud, muddy, muddiness, mud flow, mud flows, car trouble, car troubles, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, accidental, mud bank, mud banks, april, april showers, march
"Well, hello there yourself!"
"Why, Mr. Spears, how cute you look!"
A dump truck spreads sprinkles on the road.
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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
"It just so happens that it's time to fly south."
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A snowman missing his base begs for change.
Tags:amputees, amputations, amputate, amputates, sled, sleds, snow, snows, snowy, winter, winters, winter weather, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, unfortunate, less fortunate, charity, charities, charitable donation, charitable donations, donation, donations, donor, donors
"Is the baby sideways?"
Introducing... Hhrughhh – The Sleet God
"Late summer to early fall - that's my favorite time of year."