Sumo on Ice
"Aren't you freezing?"
Tags:winter, wintertime, frozen lake, frozen lakes, frozen sea, freezing, chilly, cold, frozen over, ice, lifeguard, lifeguards, coastguard, coastguards, drown, drowning, oblivious, obliviousness, fallen in the water, falling in the water, falling through the ice, off season, off-season, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimming in the sea, swimmer, swimmer, bathe, bathing
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."
Tags:writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, winter, winters, wintertime, wrap up, wrapping up, wrap up warm, gloves, mittens, inspire, inspired, inspiration, creative, creatives, creativity, imagination, muse, muses, writers muse, writer's muse
"Please hug me."
Tags:elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, operator, operators, full, crowded, too full, waiting, winter, wintertime, fashion, winter clothing, winter clothes, winter jacket, winter coat, winter jackets, winter coats, winter gear, parka, parkas, bulky, heavy, awkward, down jacket, down jackets, inconvenient, season, seasons, seasonal, weather, passenger, passengers, limited space, modern life, problem, problems
"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"
"Now, Harold, you know you're not supposed to hibernate angry."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bear, bears, winter, wintertime, seasonal, nature, hibernation, hibernating, hibernate, sleep, sleeping, going to sleep, going to bed, angry, anger, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, make up, making up
The Village Snowidiot
"To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, anger, cold shoulder, ignoring, ignore, mount everest, mt. everest, climbing, climber, climbers, mountain, mountains, mountain climbing, mountain climber, mountain climbers, winter, wintertime, cold, freezing, icy, frozen, frozen solid, slope, slopes, north, welcome change, welcome changes, geroge mallory, mallory
'Fine. And you?'
Tags:sport, sports, season, seasons, seasonal, winter, wintertime, winter sports, ski, skis, skiing, skier, skiers, snow, accident, accidents, ski pole, ski poles, leisure, hobby, hobbies, stuck, trapped, ball, snowball, snowballs, beginner, beginners, newbie, newbies, learning to ski, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."
"I'm global - and I'm warm."
"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, winter, wintertime, snow, snowman, snowmen, igloo, igloos, snow fort, snow forts, home, homes, house, houses, househusband, househusbands, stay-at-home dad, stay-at-home dads, stay-at-home father, stay-at-home fathers, stay at home
"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, customer request, customer requests, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail umbrella, cocktail umbrellas, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, warm, winter, wintertime, snowing, escape, escaping, daydreaming, dreaming, wishing, wishful thinking, bad weather
Tags:cold, colds, catch a cold, caught a cold, sick, sickness, ill, illness, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing, achoo, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, daughter, daughters, child, children, family, families, relationship, relationships, mother-daughter relationship, mother-daughter relationships, advise, advice, motherly advice, old wives tale, old wives tales, nag, nagging, winter, wintertime, leprosy, phone call, phone calls, calling, call, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, telephone call, telephone calls, hang up, hanging up, drink fluids, get plenty of rest, wear socks, wet head, stay warm, medical
"Good news—those lumps were just coal."
Tags:winter, wintertime, snow, snowman, snowmen, weather, season, seasons, seasonal, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, lump, lumps, result, results, diagnosis, diagnoses, coal, charcoal, good news, healthy
"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"
"We could start a band."
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, crime, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"Your pilot is still de-icing."
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, de-icing, deicing, weather, bad weather, snowstorm, snowstorms, snow, snowing, ice, de-ice, deice, cold, winter, wintertime, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk driving, drunk driver, drunk drivers, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, delay, delays, delayed
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
Tags:winter, wintertime, winter-time, winter time, winters, married life, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, preserve, preserves, jam, jams, marmalade, marmalades, resentment, resentments, winter preparation, winter preparations, marital problem, marital problems, squabble, squabbling, squabbles, ammunition
"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."