"The meaning of life is cats."
"Wear a helmet."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Buy low, sell high!"
"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.
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Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."
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"Looks like someone's eyes are bigger than his liver."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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Coming Soon: Enlightenment and Pizza by the Slice.
"Use a five iron!"
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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My Philosophy take #74
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"But will they cover the spread?"
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Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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