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Wise Cartoons
Wise cartoon 1 of 65
"Wear a helmet."
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sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, adviceWise cartoon 2 of 65
"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
Wise cartoon 3 of 65
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksWise cartoon 4 of 65
A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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truth, wisdom, honest, honesty, sincere, sincerity, guru, gurus, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, enlightenment, enlightenment seeker, enlightenment seekers, wise, clown, clowns, truth seeker, truth seekers, pilgrim, pilgrims, spirituality, spiritual, philosophy, philosopher, comedy, comedy valueWise cartoon 5 of 65
"What about business - which branch is that?"
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, question, questions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, government, governments, politics, branch, branches, legislative, judicial, executive, business, lobby, lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, money, wiseWise cartoon 6 of 65
"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise, wisdom, hike, hiking, climb, climbing, knowledge, tv, t.v.television, advice, advise, climbs, seek, seeking, search, searching, sports, sport, football, baseball, metaphor, metaphors, sports metaphors, televisions, disappointment, disappointing, zen, teacher, teachers, master, masters, expert, experts, cliche, clichesWise cartoon 7 of 65
"Mom?"
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretendWise cartoon 9 of 65
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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king, kings, solomon, king solomon, game show, game shows, contestant, contestants, quiz, quiz show, knowledge, general knowledge, television, tv, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, unfair, wise, old testament, bible, entertainment, religion, religions, religious, proverbs, wisdom, wise man, winning, winner, winners, win, competition, competitive, categories, shpasik, jtoonsWise cartoon 10 of 65
"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, wise, wisdom, advice, meaning of life, good view, nice view, great view, beautiful view, spectacular view, view, views, mountain, mountains, plateau, religion, religious, theological, philosophy, philosophical, metaphysics, existence, purpose, purposes, reason, reasons, question, questions, questioning, real estate, property, propertiesWise cartoon 11 of 65
"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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guru, gurus, sexist, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, enlightened, enlightenment, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, superficial, superficiality, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, masculinity, toxic masculinity, self-interest, self-interested, suggestion, suggestions, disappointment, disappointments, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, mountaintop, mountain top, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise, wise manWise cartoon 12 of 65
W M. Beemers Adages
Wise cartoon 13 of 65
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
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club, clubs, men's club, men's clubs, gentlemen's club, gentlemen's clubs, gentlemen, gentleman, men, man, wise, wisdom, old, old age, old people, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, knowledge, experience, modern lifeWise cartoon 14 of 65
Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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coffee, coffees, coffee cup, coffee cups, caffeine, caffeinated, over-caffeinated, overly-caffeinated, over caffeinated, overly caffienated, coffee confidence, meaning of life, x-ray vision, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, deluded, delusional, deluding, drugged up, over confidence, arrogance, arrogant, wisdom, wise, philosophy, philosophicalWise cartoon 15 of 65
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, guru, gurus, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, fitness, health, climber, climbers, climbing, hiker, hikers, hiking, mountain, mountains, advice, advising, size, fit, styleWise cartoon 16 of 65
"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
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chance, chances, risk, risk assessment, risky, decision, decisions, decision making, decision maker, decisive, decisiveness, business decision, business decisions, coin, coin toss, coin tosses, coins, flip a coin, flipping a coin, office worker, office workers, wisdom, words of wisdom, received wisdom, wise, leader, leaders, boss, bosses, manager, managers, training, training program, training programs, training programme, training programmesWise cartoon 17 of 65
"Been there, drunk that."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, drunk, drunks, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, been there done that, age, generations, wisdom, wise, chatting, chat, conversation, problems, bar talk, men, bro talk, stories, friend, friends, bartender, bartenders, advice, advisingWise cartoon 18 of 65
"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
Wise cartoon 19 of 65
Guru on the roller coaster.
Wise cartoon 20 of 65
"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
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tip, tips, life tip, life tips, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, quality, poor quality, low quality, cost of living, living cost, living costs, free, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son chat, father son chats, chat, chats, chatting, wisdom, pearls of wisdom, wise, price, prices, quality goods, inferior goodsWise cartoon 21 of 65
"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."
Wise cartoon 22 of 65
"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."
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writer, writers, author, authors, finding your voice, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, mansplain, novelist, novelists, writers block, writer's block, conceit, conceited, conceitedness, pompous, pomposity, wise, wisdom, compassion, compassionate, literary style, literary styles, writing style, writing styles, narrator, narrators, contradiction, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationshipsWise cartoon 23 of 65
"It's customary to climb all the way up."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, wise, wisdom, advice, mountain, mountains, customary, traditional, climbing, climber, climbers, call, calls, calling, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphonesWise cartoon 24 of 65
A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, poverty, unhappy, sad, sadness, wiser, wise, knowledge, intelligence, street smart, street smarts, mistake, mistakes, making mistakes, learning from your mistakes, sadder but wiser, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on wordsWise cartoon 25 of 65
"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."
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graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, college graduation, college graduations, university graduation, university graduations, alumni, ceremony, ceremonies, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, commencement, commencements, commencement ceremony, commencement ceremonies, dean, deans, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, speech, speeches, knowledge, wise, wisdom, intelligence, intelligent, professor, professorsMore cartoons with the keyword 'wise'