"Wear a helmet."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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A man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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"What about business - which branch is that?"
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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W M. Beemers Adages
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
Maybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
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"Been there, drunk that."
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"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."
Guru on the roller coaster.
"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
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"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."
"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."
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"It's customary to climb all the way up."
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A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".
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"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."
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