"Wear a helmet."
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sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, advice"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, bartender, bartenders, pub, pubs, hangout, hangouts, expert, experts, expertise, area of expertise, areas of expertise, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, information, wise, wisdom, lecture, lectures, lecturing, drunk, drunksA man seeking truth encounters a clown.
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truth, wisdom, honest, honesty, sincere, sincerity, guru, gurus, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, enlightenment, enlightenment seeker, enlightenment seekers, wise, clown, clowns, truth seeker, truth seekers, pilgrim, pilgrims, spirituality, spiritual, philosophy, philosopher, comedy, comedy value"What about business - which branch is that?"
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, question, questions, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, government, governments, politics, branch, branches, legislative, judicial, executive, business, lobby, lobbies, lobbyist, lobbyists, money, wise"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise, wisdom, hike, hiking, climb, climbing, knowledge, tv, t.v.television, advice, advise, climbs, seek, seeking, search, searching, sports, sport, football, baseball, metaphor, metaphors, sports metaphors, televisions, disappointment, disappointing, zen, teacher, teachers, master, masters, expert, experts, cliche, cliches"Mom?"
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mountain, mountains, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climbing, mountain climber, mountain climbers, guru, gurus, wise, wiseman, wisemen, wisewoman, wisewomen, wise man, wise men, wise woman, wise women, wisdom, sage, sages, discover, discovery, find, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, wise mother, wise mothers, wise parent, wise parents, parental advice, parental wisdom, motherly advice, motherly wisdom, kid, kids, child, children, adult kids, yoga, meditation"Hobart, this is Merlin, my science adviser."
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king, kings, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, royalty, royal, king arthur, arthur, merlin, arthurian, arthurian legend, arthurian legends, camelot, literature, history, medieval, science, scientific, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, magic, magician, magicians, wizard, wizards, wise, intelligent, advise, advice, pseudo, spurious, pretendKing Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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king, kings, solomon, king solomon, game show, game shows, contestant, contestants, quiz, quiz show, knowledge, general knowledge, television, tv, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, unfair, wise, old testament, bible, entertainment, religion, religions, religious, proverbs, wisdom, wise man, winning, winner, winners, win, competition, competitive, categories, shpasik, jtoons"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, wise, wisdom, advice, meaning of life, good view, nice view, great view, beautiful view, spectacular view, view, views, mountain, mountains, plateau, religion, religious, theological, philosophy, philosophical, metaphysics, existence, purpose, purposes, reason, reasons, question, questions, questioning, real estate, property, properties"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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guru, gurus, sexist, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, enlightened, enlightenment, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, superficial, superficiality, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, masculinity, toxic masculinity, self-interest, self-interested, suggestion, suggestions, disappointment, disappointments, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, mountaintop, mountain top, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise, wise man"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
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club, clubs, men's club, men's clubs, gentlemen's club, gentlemen's clubs, gentlemen, gentleman, men, man, wise, wisdom, old, old age, old people, old man, old men, elder, elders, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, knowledge, experience, modern lifeMaybe it's because I'm full of coffee, but I suddenly know the answers to all of life's big questions. Also I think I can see through that wall.
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coffee, coffees, coffee cup, coffee cups, caffeine, caffeinated, over-caffeinated, overly-caffeinated, over caffeinated, overly caffienated, coffee confidence, meaning of life, x-ray vision, hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, deluded, delusional, deluding, drugged up, over confidence, arrogance, arrogant, wisdom, wise, philosophy, philosophical"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, guru, gurus, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, fitness, health, climber, climbers, climbing, hiker, hikers, hiking, mountain, mountains, advice, advising, size, fit, style"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
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chance, chances, risk, risk assessment, risky, decision, decisions, decision making, decision maker, decisive, decisiveness, business decision, business decisions, coin, coin toss, coin tosses, coins, flip a coin, flipping a coin, office worker, office workers, wisdom, words of wisdom, received wisdom, wise, leader, leaders, boss, bosses, manager, managers, training, training program, training programs, training programme, training programmes"Been there, drunk that."
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drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, drunk, drunks, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, been there done that, age, generations, wisdom, wise, chatting, chat, conversation, problems, bar talk, men, bro talk, stories, friend, friends, bartender, bartenders, advice, advising"The best things in life are free. The worst are $19.95."
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tip, tips, life tip, life tips, cheapskate, cheapskates, inexpensive, quality, poor quality, low quality, cost of living, living cost, living costs, free, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son chat, father son chats, chat, chats, chatting, wisdom, pearls of wisdom, wise, price, prices, quality goods, inferior goods"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."
"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."
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writer, writers, author, authors, finding your voice, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, mansplain, novelist, novelists, writers block, writer's block, conceit, conceited, conceitedness, pompous, pomposity, wise, wisdom, compassion, compassionate, literary style, literary styles, writing style, writing styles, narrator, narrators, contradiction, couple, couples, bad relationship, bad relationships"It's customary to climb all the way up."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, wise, wisdom, advice, mountain, mountains, customary, traditional, climbing, climber, climbers, call, calls, calling, telephone, telephones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphonesA panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, poverty, unhappy, sad, sadness, wiser, wise, knowledge, intelligence, street smart, street smarts, mistake, mistakes, making mistakes, learning from your mistakes, sadder but wiser, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on words"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."
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