"The meaning of life is cats."
"Wear a helmet."
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"I'm not a guru. I'm just hanging out here till my renovation is done."
An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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"Buy low, sell high!"
"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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Coming Soon: Enlightenment and Pizza by the Slice.
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
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Aristotle Instructs Young Alexander in Philosophy
King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."
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"Don't ask me- I just come here to smoke."
Guru on the roller coaster.
"That's the dating guru."
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