"The meaning of life is cats."
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nature, religion, animals, hermit, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, cat owner, cat owners, meaning of life, guru, gurus, mountain top, mountain tops, wisdom, seeking wisdom, wise man, wise men, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners"Wear a helmet."
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sport, sports, bicycle, bicycles, bicycling, cycling, bicyclist, bicyclists, cyclist, cyclists, helmet, helmets, wearing a helmet, bike, bikes, bike safety, bicycle safety, protection, safety, staying safe, injury prevention, mountain, mountains, mountain bike, mountain bikes, mountain biker, mountain bikers, biker, bikers, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, religion, religious, wise, wisdom, adviceAn enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.
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modern life, truth seeker, truth seekers, enlightenment, enlightened, seeker, seekers, wisdom, guru, gurus, disappointment, disappointments, shocked, sad, sadness, sorrow, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise man, wise men, journey, journeys, disappoint, disappointing, reality, hard truth, hard truths"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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consultants, business consultant, business consultants, consultant, meditation, meditations, business guru, business gurus, guru, gurus, corporate guru, corporate gurus, corporate environment, business advice, wisemen, wise men, wise man, wisdom, business advisor, business adviser, business advisers"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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exercise ball, exercises balls, backache, back ache, back pain, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, hermit, hermits, guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, health conscious, gym ball, gym balls, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wise, wisdom, hike, hiking, climb, climbing, knowledge, tv, t.v.television, advice, advise, climbs, seek, seeking, search, searching, sports, sport, football, baseball, metaphor, metaphors, sports metaphors, televisions, disappointment, disappointing, zen, teacher, teachers, master, masters, expert, experts, cliche, cliches"Mom?"
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mountain, mountains, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climbing, mountain climber, mountain climbers, guru, gurus, wise, wiseman, wisemen, wisewoman, wisewomen, wise man, wise men, wise woman, wise women, wisdom, sage, sages, discover, discovery, find, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, wise mother, wise mothers, wise parent, wise parents, parental advice, parental wisdom, motherly advice, motherly wisdom, kid, kids, child, children, adult kids, yoga, meditation"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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path to enlightenment, paths to enlightenment, new jersey, jersey, garden state, guru, gurus, wiseman, wise man, wisemen, wise men, wisdom, wisdom seeker, wisdom seekers, direction, directions, path, paths, enlighten, enlightens, enlightenment, hike, hikes, hiking, lost, wrong directions, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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fulfilling, fulfilment, pilgrim, pilgrimage, pilgrims, word play, play on words, word, words, enlighten, enlightenment, seeking enlightenment, mountain, mountains, guru, gurus, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain, isolated, isolate, prepper, preppers, antigovernment, anti government, cranky, antisocial, anti social, introvert, introverts, introverted, advice, no advice to give, bad guidance, guidance, mentor, mentors, mentorship, bad advice, bad counsel, surprise, not what it seems, reality, realities"Up here! Beef jerky, trail mix, energy bars!"
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beef jerky, trail mix, energy bar, energy bars, guru, gurus, salesman, salesperson, seller, sellers, opportunist, opportunists, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, walk, walks, walking, long walk, long walks, demand, demands, market demand, market demands, wise man, wise men, hiking trail, hiking trails, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, commercialization, commercialisationAn Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
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thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, turkey, turkeys, turkey day, cook, cooks, cooking tip, cooking tips, word to the wise, wise man, wise men, baste, bastes, basting, brussels sprouts, sprouts, stuffing, dressing, turkey, keep moist, keeping moist, tip, tips, advice, recipe, recipes, preference, preferences, meal, meals, family dinner, family dinners, good adviceKing Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"
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king, kings, solomon, king solomon, game show, game shows, contestant, contestants, quiz, quiz show, knowledge, general knowledge, television, tv, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programme, tv programmes, unfair, wise, old testament, bible, entertainment, religion, religions, religious, proverbs, wisdom, wise man, winning, winner, winners, win, competition, competitive, categories, shpasik, jtoons"The meaning of life is having a spectacular view."
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guru, gurus, wiseman, wisemen, wise man, wise men, sage, sages, monk, monks, wise, wisdom, advice, meaning of life, good view, nice view, great view, beautiful view, spectacular view, view, views, mountain, mountains, plateau, religion, religious, theological, philosophy, philosophical, metaphysics, existence, purpose, purposes, reason, reasons, question, questions, questioning, real estate, property, properties"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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guru, gurus, sexist, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, enlightened, enlightenment, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, superficial, superficiality, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, masculinity, toxic masculinity, self-interest, self-interested, suggestion, suggestions, disappointment, disappointments, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, mountaintop, mountain top, wisdom, words of wisdom, wise, wise man"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."
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guru, gurus, hermit, hermits, spiritual leader, spiritual leaders, spiritual advice, spiritual advisor, spiritual adviser, spiritual advisers, spiritual advisors, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, rock climber, rock climbers, intellect, intellectual, intellectuals, intelligence, clever, cleverness"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, guru, gurus, smoking, smoker, smokers, cigar, tobacco, bad habit, bad habits, unhealthy, fitness, health, climber, climbers, climbing, hiker, hikers, hiking, mountain, mountains, advice, advising, size, fit, style"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."
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richard gere, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, tibet, free tibet, dalai lama, holy man, holy men, guru, gurus, wise man, wise men, second opinion, second opinions, holy man, holy men, wisdom, words of wisdom, guidance, seeking guidance, view, views, different view, different views, opinion, opinions, movie star, movie stars, expert, experts, expertise, celebrity, celebrities"That's the dating guru."
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guru, gurus, dating tip, dating tips, dating advice, love life, love-life, spiritualist, spiritualists, hermit, hermits, spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, wise men, wise man, wisdom, wisdoms, recluse, couples counselling, relationship counselling, marriage therapy, marriage coach, dating coach, dating coaches, love life, popularity, unpopular, bitter, bitterness