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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

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Dear Santa...

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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

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A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

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"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

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The Faith-Based Family

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"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."

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"This counts as one wish, by the way."

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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."

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"Three wishes less commission."

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"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

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"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

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The fountain of puberty

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"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

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"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

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"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

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"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."

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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"

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"I should have bought more crap."

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Alexa and the Genie

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"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

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Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

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