"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."
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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."
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"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
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"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.
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"Three wishes less commission."
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"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"
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A genie helps a man fold laundry.
Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O