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A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"Mr. S. Claus, North Pole. Dear Santa:"
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"Darling! Just what I wanted."
"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"
"Let's not waste each other's time. Just check my Amazon wishlist."
"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."