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Wishes Cartoons
Wishes cartoon 1 of 84
"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, canceled, cancelled, desire, desires, wish, wishes, ruin your life, attention, announcement, announcements, problem, problems, departure gate, departure gates, cancellation, cancellations, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer serviceWishes cartoon 2 of 84
"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, businessWishes cartoon 3 of 84
Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.
Wishes cartoon 4 of 84
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interestedWishes cartoon 5 of 84
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, prioritiesWishes cartoon 6 of 84
Dear Santa...
Wishes cartoon 7 of 84
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
Wishes cartoon 8 of 84
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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shoe, shoes, shoe lover, shoe lovers, shoe shopper, shoe shoppers, shoe shopping, shoe fetish, shoe fetishes, consumer, consumers, consumerism, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, want, wants, desire, desires, desiring, butcher, butchers, butcher shop, butch shops, wish, wishes, wish list, wish listsWishes cartoon 9 of 84
"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."
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garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sins, sinningWishes cartoon 10 of 84
"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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technology, 3d, 3-d, three-dimensional, printer, printers, printing, furniture, too far, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, addicted, addiction, addict, addicts, regret, regrets, regretting, wish, wishes, wishing, bad idea, bad ideas, modern life, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decoratingWishes cartoon 11 of 84
"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
Wishes cartoon 12 of 84
"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
Wishes cartoon 13 of 84
Wishful Thinking
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wishful thinking, rainbow, rainbows, big idea, idea man, idea men, idea person, idea people, hope, hopeful, optimist, optimists, optimism, nature, mother nature, wish, wishes, wishful, hopes, hoping, inspiration, inspirations, inspirational, inspired, inspiring, beauty, beautifulWishes cartoon 14 of 84
"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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grant, grants, lazy, laziness, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, write, writing, writing process, manuscript, manuscripts, fund, funds, funding, literature, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, wish, wishes, wishing, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, grant money, freelance, freelances, freelancing, freelancer, freelancers, recharge, recharges, recharging, publish, publishes, publishing, publisher, publishers, fund, funds, funding, creative, creative process, creativityWishes cartoon 15 of 84
Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy
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congratulations, congrats, congratulate, congrats, celebration, celebrate, wholesome, sincere, insincere, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, resent, resentful, celebrations, card, cards, letter, envelope, letters, envelopes, wishes, present, presents, friend, family, enemy, frenemy, resent, bitter, bitternessWishes cartoon 16 of 84
"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, network, networks, networking, christmas list, christmas wish, christmas lists, wish, wishes, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, tv network, tv networks, network channel, network channels, ambitious, ambitiousness, ambition, ambitions, businesswoman, businessperson, businesspeople, head for business, heads for businessWishes cartoon 17 of 84
"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."
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genie, genies, magic lamp, magic lamps, genie in a lamp, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, wish, wishes, three wishes, 3 wishes, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, hopes and dreams, buzzword, buzzwords, business talk, business speak, modern life modern times, modern attitudes, aladdin, one thousand and one nightsWishes cartoon 18 of 84
"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"
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pony, ponies, horse, horses, horse head, horse heads, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang hit, gang hits, organized crime, organised crime, mafia family, mob family, mob families, mafia families, daughter, daughters, wish, wishes, horse lover, horse lovers, crime family, crime families, family values, criminal, criminals, criminalityWishes cartoon 19 of 84
"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
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genie, genies, magic, magical, magic lamp, magic lamps, three wishes, 3 wishes, wish, wishes, wishing, waste, wasting, bad choice, bad choices, djinn, djinns, myth, myths, legend, legendsWishes cartoon 20 of 84
Yenta Claus
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yenta, gossip, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, talking trash, talking smack, rumour, rumors, rumor, rumours, christmas, wish, wish list, wishes, naughty list, nice list, ask santa, father christmas, st nick, st nicholas, presents, present, gift, gifts, sit on santa's lap, kid, kids, child, children, mall santaWishes cartoon 21 of 84
"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
Wishes cartoon 22 of 84
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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jail, jails, prison, prison, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, freedom, free, liberation, incarceration, jailed, incarcerated, prisoner, prisoners, miss, missing, visit, visits, visitation, desire, desires, wish, wishes, regret, regrets, punishments, right, rights, human right, human rightsWishes cartoon 23 of 84
Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.
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travel, travels, holiday, holidays, international travel, business travel, work travel, obligations, family obligations, work obligations, travel obligations, obligation, paris, bali, firenze, rio, antibes, erie, duluth, cleveland, natchez, peoria, short haul, short haul flight, national vs. international travel, want to go, don't want to go, staycation, globe trotter, aspirations, wishes, aspiration, wish, airport, airports, air travel, departures, departure, departure board, departure boards, american towns, small town america, small townsWishes cartoon 24 of 84
"Three wishes less commission."
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fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's storiesWishes cartoon 25 of 84
"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, parrot, parrots, wish, wishes, desire, desires, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, career, family, polly want a cracker, stereotype, stereotypes, couple, couples, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, goal, goals, life goal, life goalsMore cartoons with the keyword 'wishes'