Wishes Cartoons

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC43367
High Res:
2480x1785 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC123184
High Res:
3290x2590 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities

Dear Santa...

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
Search ID:
CC123454
High Res:
3006x2531 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, dear santa, letter to santa, letters to santa, father christmas, ransom, ransoms, ransoming, reindeer, christmas list, christmas lists, wish list, wish lists, wish, wishes, hostage, hostages, take hostage, taking hostage, take hostages, blackmail, blackmails, blackmailing

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC122436
High Res:
1794x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business

"This is the tree of knowledge. We also have a tree of athletic ability and a tree if you want to be a good dancer."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC129445
High Res:
2935x3544 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
adam and eve, garden of eden, knowledge, trees, ability, athletic, dancer, serpent, temptation, skills, adam, eve, god, christians, christianity, religion, tree of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, wish, wishes, grant wishes, granting wishes, bible story, bible stories, genesis, book of genesis, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
Search ID:
CC119406
High Res:
1500x977 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shoe, shoes, shoe lover, shoe lovers, shoe shopper, shoe shoppers, shoe shopping, shoe fetish, shoe fetishes, consumer, consumers, consumerism, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender stereotyping, want, wants, desire, desires, desiring, butcher, butchers, butcher shop, butch shops, wish, wishes, wish list, wish lists

Congratulations- Wholehearted/Tinged with Envy

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC131588
High Res:
4644x3957 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
congratulations, congrats, congratulate, congrats, celebration, celebrate, wholesome, sincere, insincere, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, resent, resentful, celebrations, card, cards, letter, envelope, letters, envelopes, wishes, present, presents, friend, family, enemy, frenemy, resent, bitter, bitterness

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC40367
High Res:
2885x2232 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, father christmas, network, networks, networking, christmas list, christmas wish, christmas lists, wish, wishes, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, tv network, tv networks, network channel, network channels, ambitious, ambitiousness, ambition, ambitions, businesswoman, businessperson, businesspeople, head for business, heads for business

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC34421
High Res:
2039x1918 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
rhinoceros, rhino, rhinoceroses, rhinos, white rhino, black rhino, white rhinoceros, black rhinoceros, dream, dreaming, dreams, unintelligent, fantasy, fantasizing, intelligent, ungulate, ungulates, science, biology, dumb, stupid, clever, smart, newspaper, newspapers, wish, wishes

The Faith-Based Family

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC135249
High Res:
2754x2432 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
religion, religious, religions, faith, faithful, faiths, faithfully, trust, trusting, trusts, science, scientific, future forward, future, wish, wishes, wishful, wishful thinking, passive, passive consumption, active, proactive, pro active, proactivity, pro activity, pro-activity, pro-active, one day, family, family values, responsibility, responsible, shirk, shirking, coasting, along for the ride, kid, kids, child

"My dying wish is that you all take off your clothes and get in bed with me."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32246
High Res:
2369x1944 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
old, old age, older, elder, elderly, oap, o.a.p., o a p, old coot, coot, death, dying, dead, died, dying wish, wishes, wish, family, families, surprise, surprised, shock, shocked, racy, old man, old men, death bed, terminal, condolence, condolences, sympathy, sympathies

"This counts as one wish, by the way."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC141411
High Res:
5798x7786 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
aladdin, genie, genies, genie in a lamp, genie in a lantern, lamp, lamps, magic lamp, magic lamps, magic lantern, magic lanterns, three wishes, wish, wishes, wishing, selfie, selfies, self-obsessed, vain, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, snap, snapshot, snapshots, photography, camera, cameras, modern life, millennial, millennials

"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC138023
High Res:
3024x2234 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
genie, genies, wish, wishes, wished, wishing, three wishes, old age, aging, pain, pains, ache, aches, aching, joint pain, joints, arthritis, joint, later years, painful, aged, lesson, recommend, recommending, sensible, overly sensible, salad days, youth, inexperience, practical, realistic, realistically, practically, legend, myths, myth, legends, medical, pain relief

"Three wishes less commission."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC41088
High Res:
2037x1657 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fairy, fairies, genie, genies, magic, magical, offer, offers, sale, sales, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advert, adverts, commission, commissions, cut costs, cutting costs, cost-cutting, bargain, bargains, small business, small businesses, sales commission, door-to-door, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, saleswoman, saleswomen, wish, wishes, three wishes, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories

"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."

Artist:
Klossner, John
Search ID:
CC135935
High Res:
2990x2448 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
funeral, funerals, cremation, cremations, crematorium, cremate, crematoriums, cremates, death, deaths, wishes, wish, last wish, last wishes, final, final wish, final wishes, ash, ashes, remain, remains, clean, cleans, cleaner, cleaning, tidy, tidies, mess, messy, vacuum cleaner, vacuum, hoover, vacuum cleaners, vacuums, messed, odd, unusual, end, passing

"But I want a career, a family, and a cracker"

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC143966
High Res:
2850x2044 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, couple, couples, parrot, parrots, wish, wishes, desire, desires, hope, hopes, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, career, family, polly want a cracker, stereotype, stereotypes, couple, couples, gender, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, gender stereotyping, goal, goals, life goal, life goals

"After you've wished once for food, you can stop using your other wishes on food."

Artist:
Hoey, Trevor
Search ID:
CC139519
High Res:
3284x2523 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog, dogs, genie, genies, wish, wishes, three wishes, eating, eats, hungry, greedy, gluttony, gluttonous, food, foods, feeding, understanding, understood, misunderstood, diet, diets, insatiable, puppy, puppies, treat, treats, hunger, hungry, hungriness, waste, wasting, wasted, wastes

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC123710
High Res:
7328x6300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, dolphin, dolphins, talking animal, talking animals, bucket list, bucket lists, sarcasm, wish, wishes, desire, desires, dream, dreams, swim, swimming, swim with dolphins, swimming with dolphins, middle-aged, couple, couples, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourism, tourists, tourist, die, death, before i die

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC120209
High Res:
2000x1770 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
gratuity, gratuities, tip, tips, tipping, santa, santa claus, father christmas, milk and cookies, christmas eve, parent, parents, children, logic, logical, tipping culture, tipping inflation, christmas list, christmas lists, wish list, wish lists, wish, wishes, gift, gifts, present, presents

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC120700
High Res:
2000x2213 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pony, ponies, horse, horses, horse head, horse heads, mobster, mobsters, gangster, gangsters, gang hit, gang hits, organized crime, organised crime, mafia family, mob family, mob families, mafia families, daughter, daughters, wish, wishes, horse lover, horse lovers, crime family, crime families, family values, criminal, criminals, criminality

"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400923
High Res:
2494x3582 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
santa, santa claus, mr claus, father christmas, christmas, st. nicholas, st nicholas, saint nicholas, st. nick, st nick, saint nick, holiday, holidays, mall santa, wish, wishes, kid, kids, child, children, naughty list, childhood

"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"

Artist:
Katz, Farley
Search ID:
CC129592
High Res:
3090x2517 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
genie, genies, wish, wishes, wishing, happy, happiness, content, contented, smug, smugly, smugness, punch, punches, punching, sadistic, sadism, suit, suits, sleazy, sleaze, mean, meanness, nasty, nastiness, hurt, hurting, waste, wasted, wastes, satisfaction, satisfied, power, powerful, lamp, lamps, smug, smugness

"I should have bought more crap."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC52994
High Res:
3000x2190 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
consumer, consumerism, consumerist, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, deathbed, death bed, regret, regrets, wish, wishes, wish fulfillment, final wish, final wishes, wish fulfilment, unfulfilled, dying wish, dying wishes, retail therapy, lament, laments, lamentation, lamenting, conspicuous consumption, priority, priorities

Alexa and the Genie

Artist:
Allison, Hilary
Search ID:
CX305035
High Res:
2724x2724 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
digital assistant, digital assistants, virtual assistant, virtual assistants, smart speaker, smart device, genie, genies, genie in a lamp, genie in a lantern, magic lamp, magic lamps, magic lantern, magic lanterns, three wishes, three wishes, wish, wishes, online shopping, online commerce, e-commerce, shipping, ship, online retailer, online retailers, ecommerce, gossip, gossiping, commiserating, commiseration, commiserate

"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC143877
High Res:
2849x2202 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, fish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish, goldfish, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, staring, looking, fish food, torture, out of reach, wish, wishes, wishing