"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
"I wish they wouldn't just leave it there."
"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."
"May I have a tiny umbrella in this, Ernie? I'm on vacation."
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Heigh-ho,heigh-ho, Snow White Hits The Big Five-O
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"Please, Lord, make me T.S.A. precheck."
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"Now, if only Daddy were rich and Mommy were good-looking, everything would be totally awesome."
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"This counts as one wish, by the way."
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"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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The fountain of puberty
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
"Naturally curly hair."
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Don't I wish
"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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