"I love you anyway, too."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, tv, television, t v, distracted, distract, distraction, in the way, in my way, sport, sports, the game, season, football, sport, american football, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, wedding, weddings, married life"We can't even agree on how cold it is."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, weather, disagree, disagreeing, never right, always wrong"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, out of the closet, closet, under the radar, radar, pass, passing, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, word play, play on words, word-play, after work, post-work, drinks, drink, drinking, friend, friends"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, out to eat, eating out"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, dinner party, eating out, out to eatThe Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
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t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelties, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, low class, lower class, round table, round tables, wit, witty, clever, cleverness, humor, humour, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, unsophisticated, sophisticated, sophistication, pun, puns, snob, snobs, snobby"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties"Before we get going, is this the Big One?"
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, divorce, divorced, divorcing, unhappy marriage, unhappy"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, give up, giving up, roll over, rolling over, warning, warnings, warning sign, sign, signs"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart alecks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants"I don't get it."
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hyena, hyenas, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, wild animal, wild animals, sense of humour, sense of humor, humour, humor, wit, witty, witticism, witticisms, safari, cub, cubs, hyena cub, hyena cubs, savanna"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, listening skills, listening, feeling listened to, over dinner"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."
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advice, fatherly advice, father, fathers, dad, dads, father-son chat, father son chats, father-son talk, father-son talks, talk, talks, talking, devastating, devastate, devastates, devastated, playground, wit, witty, comeback, comebacks, rejoinder, rejoinders, comment, comments, insult, insults, insulting, rude, disparage, disparages, disparaging, wisdom, words of wisdom"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically"I dread his sarcasm even more."
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sarcasm, sarcastic, gun, guns, bullet, bullets, threat, threats, threatening, threatened, threatens, gun crime, gun crimes, murder, murders, organized crime, wit, witty, witticism, organised crime, mafia, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia boss, mafia bosses"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, girlfriends, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, girlfriends, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, family, parent, parents, accepting, accept, accepts, in laws, in-laws"Anytime you get tired of flagellating yourself, I'd be happy to take over."
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deprecating, deprecation, self effacing, self-effacing, self deprecating, self-deprecating, flagellating, flagellation, flagellate, communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, bicker, bickering, bickered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."
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profound, profundity, request, requests, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, salesman, salesperson, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, bookshops, bookshop, book store, book stores, librarian, librarians, book recommendation, book recommendations, reader, readers, reading, wit, witty, irreverent, irreverence, tall order, tall orders, library, libraries"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, chore, chores, cook, cooking, cookery, dinner, dinners"Any healthy relationship requires fundamental acting skills."
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor