Wit Cartoons

"Gravitas, yes - but with a saving leaven of wit."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
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CC34902
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2461x1886 pixels (unwatermarked)
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judge, judges, novelty glasses, gravitas, authority, authroties, wit, witty, power player, power plays, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, wits

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC119539
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3000x2152 pixels (unwatermarked)
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amendment, amendments, right, rights, bill of rights, twenty first amendment, twenty-first amendment, exercising rights, exercising my right, repeal, repeals, 21st amendment, 18th amendment, eighteenth amendment, prohibition, prohibitionist, repealed, relationship, relationships, drink, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, righteous, witty, wit, witticism, marriage, married, marries, marriages, constitution, constitutional rights, american constitution, us constitution

"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
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CC140810
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3021x2449 pixels (unwatermarked)
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legalese, law, lawyer, solicitor, laws, lawyers, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, law firm, legal, firm, court, contract, contracts, trope, reply, witty, wit, obvious, quip, quipping, legal, legal practitioner, paralegal, legal advisor

"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
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CC143249
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5701x4419 pixels (unwatermarked)
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question, questions, audience, audiences, member of the audience, panel, panels, lecture, lectures, lecturing, debate, debates, question and answer, q&a, unusual, panel debate, aspiring, advice, advising, advise, adviser, promote, good question, bad question, good questions, bad questions, smart, witty, wit, wits, education, educate, learn, learning, learns, learned

"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC143003
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3088x2794 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart aleks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants

"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC122530
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3600x3016 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response

"I love you anyway, too."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC135207
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2954x3145 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor

"I write astronaut banter for NASA."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC45563
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1853x1440 pixels (unwatermarked)
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nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties

"I don't get it."

Artist:
Epstein, Benita
Search ID:
WJ900003
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2085x2046 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hyena, hyenas, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, wild animal, wild animals, sense of humour, sense of humor, humour, humor, wit, witty, witticism, witticisms, safari, cub, cubs, hyena cub, hyena cubs, savanna

"Anytime you get tired of flagellating yourself, I'd be happy to take over."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC121943
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3500x3044 pixels (unwatermarked)
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deprecating, deprecation, self effacing, self-effacing, self deprecating, self-deprecating, flagellating, flagellation, flagellate, communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, bicker, bickering, bickered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC134540
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3023x2558 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, listening skills, listening, feeling listened to, over dinner

"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC124908
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4555x4069 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, single, single life, bachelor, bachelorhood, confirmed bachelor, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically

The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
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CC120082
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t-shirt, t-shirts, novelty, novelties, novelty shirt, novelty shirts, low class, lower class, round table, round tables, wit, witty, clever, cleverness, humor, humour, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, unsophisticated, sophisticated, sophistication, pun, puns, snob, snobs, snobby

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC137682
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, weather, disagree, disagreeing, never right, always wrong

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC135947
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3024x3044 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, girlfriend, girlfriends, wife, wives, gay, gay marriage, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, family, parent, parents, accepting, accept, accepts, in laws, in-laws

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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CC135182
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, give up, giving up, roll over, rolling over, warning, warnings, warning sign, sign, signs

"Before we get going, is this the Big One?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
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CC29116
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2248x1780 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, acting, acting skill, marriage counselling, counselling, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counselor, divorce, divorced, divorcing, unhappy marriage, unhappy

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

Artist:
Tobey, Barney
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CC37688
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profound, profundity, request, requests, recommendation, recommendations, recommending, salesman, salesperson, clerk, clerks, store clerk, store clerks, bookstore, bookstores, book shop, bookshops, bookshop, book store, book stores, librarian, librarians, book recommendation, book recommendations, reader, readers, reading, wit, witty, irreverent, irreverence, tall order, tall orders, library, libraries

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC136746
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3025x2759 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, wedding, weddings, married life

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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CC132956
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, out to eat, eating out

"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC138134
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advice, fatherly advice, father, fathers, dad, dads, father-son chat, father-son chats, father-son talk, father-son talks, talk, talks, talking, devastating, devastate, devastates, devastated, playground, wit, witty, comeback, comebacks, rejoinder, rejoinders, comment, comments, insult, insults, insulting, rude, disparage, disparages, disparaging, wisdom, words of wisdom

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

Artist:
Haefeli, William
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CC132290
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, tv, television, t v, distracted, distract, distraction, in the way, in my way, sport, sports, the game, season, football, sport, american football, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC135133
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3012x2812 pixels (unwatermarked)
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cell phone, cell phones, texting, text, modern life, modern world, tech, gadget, gadgets, dinner party, eating out, out to eat

"I dread his sarcasm even more."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC68506
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2200x2110 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sarcasm, sarcastic, gun, guns, bullet, bullets, threat, threats, threatening, threatened, threatens, gun crime, gun crimes, murder, murders, organized crime, wit, witty, witticism, organised crime, mafia, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia boss, mafia bosses

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC134586
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3014x2809 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love, wit, witty, wisecrack, technical, technically, squabble, squabbles, argue, argument, public, publicly, married, married life, chore, chores, cook, cooking, cookery, dinner, dinners