Wit Cartoons

"I love you anyway, too."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

"I write astronaut banter for NASA."

"Before we get going, is this the Big One?"

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."

"I don't get it."

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

"I dread his sarcasm even more."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

"Anytime you get tired of flagellating yourself, I'd be happy to take over."

"Gravitas, yes - but with a saving leaven of wit."

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

"It would be nice if we had marriage equality within our marriage."

"Any healthy relationship requires fundamental acting skills."