"How do you get your children not to stick to the bottom of the cauldron?"
The Wicked Witch of the Southwest
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"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
Traffic Cone Monsters
"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
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Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...
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"If she floats, she's a witch. If she sinks, maybe she had a point about women's rights."
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"It's all part of our new inbound marketing strategy."
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"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."
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"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
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"I think I may have found the problem!"
"At least she's reading."
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"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."
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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"
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"If it doesn't make me scream, I get rid of it."
The self-driving boom changes everything.