"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing"Does this poison smell weird to you?"
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poison, poisons, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, potion, potions, potion-making, witch, witches, cook, cooks, cooking, weird smell, weird smells, smells off, smelling off, halloween, concoction, concoctions, toxic, toxin, toxins, recipe, recipes, tricky recipe, tricky recipes, difficult recipe, difficult recipes, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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witch, witches, wizard, wizards, cauldron, cauldrons, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, potion, potions, spell, spells, magic, magic spell, magic spells, scientist, scientists, test, tests, testing, scientific method, sorcerer, sorcerers, sorcery, science, know better, knows better, quack, quacks"Ding-dong."
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bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news, flying monkey, flying monkeys, wicked witch, witch, witches, famous phrase, famous phrases, dead, bereaved, bereavement, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, hospital, hospitals, hospitalise, hospitalised, hospitalize, hospitalized, hospitalization, hospitalisation, bad news, sad, sadness, messenger, messengersTherapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, witch, witches, pumpkin, pumpkins, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns"Trick or trample!"
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halloween, hallowe'en, pumpkin, pumkins, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trample, trampling, trampled, witch, witches, giant, giants, mythical creature, mythical creatures, surprise, surprise, costume, costumes, halloween costume, halloween costumes, monster, monsters"I'm getting too old for a broom."
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witch, witches, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, broom, brooms, broomstick, broomsticks, flying carpet, flying carpets, magic carpet, magic carpets, literature, stereotype, stereotypes, old, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, comfort, comfortableThe Wicked Witch of the Southwest
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wicked witch, wicked witches, witch, witches, witchcraft, witchery, villain, villains, villainy, southwest, south west, desert, deserts, stereotype, stereotypes, halloween, halloweens, colorado, utah, nevada, broomstick, broomsticks, coven, covens, american southwest, southwestern state, southwestern states"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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witch, witches, coworker, coworkers, work, workplace, talking trash, trash talk, talking smack, smack talk, gossip, gossiping, women, woman, girl, girls, girl talk, office, offices, office drama, cauldron, potion, potions, lazy, lazy employee, lazy employees, lazy coworker, lazy coworkers, pulling your own weight, slacker, skive, skiving, procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."
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witch, witches, writer, writers, writing, write, author, authors, literary, literacy, literature, book, books, novel, novels, cookbook, cookbooks, recipe, recipes, recipe book, recipe books, fairy tale, fairy tales, poison, potion, potions, children, child, kid, kids, publisher, publishers, publishing"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"
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rhyming couplet, rhyming couplets, rhyme, rhymes, witch, witches, witchcraft, coven, covens, halloween, halloweens, cauldron, cauldrons, potion, potions, magic spell, magic spells, poem, poems, poet, poets, witchery, spell, spells"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."
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witch hunt, witch hunts, witch-hunt, witch-hunts, witch trial, witch trials, puritan, puritans, salem, salem witch trials, us history, american history, u.s. history, mother in law, mother-in-law, family life, doghouse, wife, wives, husband, husbands, married life, married couple, husband, husbands, in the doghouse, witch, witches, false accusation, false accusations, in laws, in-laws, inlaws, extended family, witchhunt, witchhunts"I'm not sending Christmas cards this year."
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witch, witches, witched, card, cards, christmas cards, christmas, christmases, greeting, seasons, holiday, holidays, witchcraft, cat, cats, myth, myths, legend, legends, character, characters, bitter, grumpy, impolite, necromancer, necromancers, odd, celebration, celebrations"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."
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cream of asparagus, soup, soups, cook, cooks, cooking, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, overexcites, overexciting, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, witch, witches, witchcraft, spell, spells, magic spell, magic spells, cauldron, cauldrons, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, recipe, recipes"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"
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witches, witch, witchy, witching, wicca, wiccan, cauldron, cauldrons, macbeth, scottish play, the scottish play, literary, literature, play, plays, three witches, fine dining, dining, dine, cordon bleu, french dining, high society, food, restaurant, restaurants, chef, chefs, cook, cooking, cookery, rival, rivalry, foodie, food lover, restaurateur, restaurant critic, food blog, food blogger, coven, halloween"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studyingA man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
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ice cream, sweet tooth, sweets, sweetie, sweeties, gingerbread, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, home, homes, home sweet home, long day, long days, candy, candies, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, long day, long days, supportive, wife, wives, homemaker, homemakers, fairy tale, fairy tales, witch, witches"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."
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witch, witches, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantations, incantation, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, poison, poisons, witches brew, witch's brew, magic, magics, sorcery, sorcerers, witches cauldron, witch's cauldron, witch cauldron, witch cauldron, prescription drugs, prescription drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacist, pharmacists, drug interaction, drug interactions, side effects, side effect, medicine, medication, medicines, medications, drug warning, drug warnings, mixing drugs"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
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witch, witches, witchcraft, accusation, accusations, stockade, stockades, stock, stocks, punishments, salem, witch trial, witch trials, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, accused, wooden stock, wooden stocks, puritan, puritans, tortures"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."
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book club, book clubs, reading club, reading clubs, reading group, reading groups, coven, covens, witches' coven, witches coven, witch, witches, secret group, secret groups, getting older, getting old, middle age, maturity, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, school friend, school friends