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"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

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"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

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"First of all, this meeting never happened."

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"How did this case ever get so far?"

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"Don't make me come down there."

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"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

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"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."

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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

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"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."

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"If she sings it's over."

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"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

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"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

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"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

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"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."

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"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

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"Whatever."

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"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

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"If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny."

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Witness cartoon 22 of 99

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"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

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The Tell-All Heart

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"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

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"Doesn't anyone ever say 'please' anymore?"

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