Witness Cartoons

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

"First of all, this meeting never happened."

"How did this case ever get so far?"

"The jury will disregard the witness's last remarks."

"Don't make me come down there."

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

"I think we may be witnessing a defining moment in his presidency."

"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"Friends don't let friends turn state's evidence."

General Haseltine Crossing the Potomac to Testify

"...and do you smell that man anywhere in the courtroom?"

"If she sings it's over."

"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."

"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

"You saw him, didn't you? Crazy guy stepped right in front of me! No way could I stop!"

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

"On the advice of counsel, Senator, I'd like to sing 'The Star-Spangled Banner.' "