Witness Cartoons

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC40901
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2057x1554 pixels (unwatermarked)
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smokey, smokey the bear, fire, fires, forest fire, forest fires, expert, experts, expert witness, expert witnesses, witness, witnesses, cliche, cliches, investigation, investigations, suspicion, suspicions, suspect, suspects, wildfire, wildfires, wild fire, wild fires, smoke

"He misspoke, I misheard, then shots rang out."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC125398
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3006x2732 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gunshot, gunshots, gunfight, gunfights, gun fight, gun fights, gun crime, gun crimes, shooting, shootings, gun, guns, domestic, domestics, domestic dispute, domestic disputes, witness statement, witness statements, witness, witnesses, police report, police reports

"First of all, this meeting never happened."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39920
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1995x1606 pixels (unwatermarked)
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meeting, meetings, witness, witnesses, witnessing, secret, secrets, secrecy, top secret, spill the beans, spills the beans, spilling the beans, business meeting, business meetings, boardroom, boardrooms, board room, board rooms, classified, classified information, conspiracy, conspiracies, criminal conspiracy, criminal conspiracies

"How did this case ever get so far?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35134
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2037x2037 pixels (unwatermarked)
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witness, witnesses, witnessing, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecutions, question, questions, questioning, trial, trials, judge, judges, judgement, judgements

"Don't make me come down there."

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC120049
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2000x1875 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prosecutor, prosecutors, witness, witnesses, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense, judge, judges, parent, parents, parenting, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, taunt, taunts, taunting, attorney, attorneys, backseat, road trip, road trips, car trip, car trips, long drive, long drives, restless, restlessness

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC120223
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2000x1911 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cliches, cliche, clichés, cliché, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, duck, ducks, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, walk like a duck, quack like a duck, witness stand, witness stands, witness, witnesses, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, cross examination, cross examinations

"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39110
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testimony, testimonies, rehearse, rehearsed, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, practiced, practised, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, break, breaks, take a break, taking a break, script, scripts, scripted, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, grand jury, grand juries

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC29784
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2626x1851 pixels (unwatermarked)
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testimony, testimonies, witness, witnesses, prince, princes, princess, princesses, fable, fables, fairy tale, fairy tales, happily ever after, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern times, update, updates, updated, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, happy, happiness, key to happiness

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC40316
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1891x1927 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, lawyers, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, laws, subscribe, subscription, testimony, testimonies, affidavit, politics, political, government, politic, scandal, scandals, perjury, perjured, witness, witnesses, oath, oaths, club, clubs

"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC119248
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2000x1984 pixels (unwatermarked)
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testify, testifies, testifying, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush doll, plush dolls, telephone, chinese whispers, witness, witnesses, circumstantial evidence, hearsay, grapevine, heard it through the grapevine, imagination, imaginary

"If she sings it's over."

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
CC40127
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3156x2244 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fat lady, fat ladies, ending, endings, sing, sings, singing, over, end, ends, ending, finish, finished, finishes, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, judge, judges, jury, juries, witness, witnesses, witnessing, witness for the prosecution, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, warning, warnings, warn, warns

"Will the witness please tell the court exactly how long he's known the accused?"

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC35293
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witness, witnesses, court, courts, witness box, under oath, irony, devil, devils, hell, hell, crime, crimes, law, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, prosecutor, attorneys, attorney, criminal, criminals, solicitor, barrister, barristers, demon, devil knows, acquainted with the devil, courtroom, judge, judges, judged

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC28738
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justice, court, courtroom, courtrooms, law, laws, lawyer, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, prosecution, prosecute, jury, juries, juror, jurors, witness, witnesses, movie, movies, media, film, films, tv, t.v., director, directors, camera, cameras, filming, entertainment, entertain, stage, staged, judge, judges, sensationalising, sensationalizing, showings

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC33141
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sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, mob, mafia, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, killer, killers, court, courtroom, courtrooms, court case, court cases, judge, judges, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, crime, criminal, law, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, drowning, drowned, water quality, inspecting, inspector, inspectors, lake, lakes, river, rivers, cement, witness, witnesses, cover story, cover-up, lie, lies, liar, perjury

"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC39767
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, witness, witnesses, defendant, court, court of law, defendants, courts, laws, over the top, ott, exaggerated, annoying, judge, judges, angry, represent yourself, represent myself, defense attorney, prosecutor, ruling, rule, acting, courtroom, courtroom, trial, trials, witness, witnesses, stand, the stand, oath, oaths, legal system

"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40378
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perjury, lawyers, courtroom scenes, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, fraud, fraudulence, fraudulent, testify, testifies, testifying, witness, witnesses, defense attorney, defense attorneys, barrister, barristers, lawyer, legal advice, falsehood, falsehoods, defense, defence, legal defense, legal defence, guilty, guilt, defendant, defendants

"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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CC29643
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objection, objections, prosecution, prosecutions, dog years, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecuting, confusion, create confusion, creating confusion, confuse, witness, witnesses, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, obfuscate, obfuscates, obfuscating, obfuscation, stonewall, stonewalls, stonewalling, measure of time, measures of time

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC31985
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hot dog, hot dogs, sausage, sausages, bratwurst, andouille, grill, grills, grilling, interrogate, interrogates, interrogating, interrogation, question, questions, questioning, talk, talks, talking, enhanced interrogation, mobster, mobsters, mob, mobs, gangster, gangsters, stoolie, stoolies, witness, witnesses, criminal, criminals

"Whatever."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC27942
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law, courtrooms, swear in, swears in, swearing in, trial, trials, trial lawyer, trial lawyers, courtroom, swear on the bible, swearing on the bible, truth, tell the truth, telling the truth, witness, witnesses, unconvincing, indifferent, indifference, mankoff

"Your clothes are in the other room telling my partner all we need to know about you."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC133342
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interrogate, interrogation, interrogating, detective, detectives, cop, cops, police, police officer, officer, officers, witness, witnesses, csi, crime, criminal, criminals, true crime, twist, personification, personify, personified, confess, confessed, confession, confessions, confessing, blame, blamed, strange, clothes, if clothes could talk, fashion, fashion crimes, crimes, streaker, streaking, flasher, flashing, exposing, exposed, expose, investigate, investigation, investigator, investigating, fashion, fashion police, fashion crimes, tell all

"If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny."

Artist:
Eckstein, Bob
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CC140723
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joke, jokes, clown, clowns, testify, testifies, testifying, explain, explains, explaining, funny, humor, humour, sense of humor, senses of humor, sense of humour, senses of humour, witness, witnesses, testify, testifies, testifying, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, inappropriate, out-of-place, judge, judges, explain, explaining, kill a joke, killing a joke

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC141265
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dominatrix, dominatrixes, dominatrices, whip, whips, whipping, chains, d/s, dom/sub, dominant, submissive, leather, leathers, prosecutor, prosecutors, prosecution, prosecuting, cross-examine, cross-examines, cross-examination, hostile witness, hostile witnesses, witness, witnesses, testify, testifies, testifying, judge, judges, trial, trials, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys

The Tell-All Heart

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
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CC142622
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tell-all, tell-alls, poe, edgar allan poe, telltale heart, tell-tale heart, the telltale heart, tabloid, tabloids, publicity, biography, biographies, fingerpointing, witness, witnesses, guilt, guilty, guilt complex, murderer, murderers, secret, secrets, dark secret, dark secrets, dirty secret, dirty secrets, journalist, journalists, journalism, american literature

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
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CC125219
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shagging flies, shagging, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, batter, batters, batting practice, outfield, outfielder, outfielders, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, courtroom, witness, witnesses, witnessing, practice, practices, practicing, trial, trials

"Doesn't anyone ever say 'please' anymore?"

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC25155
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law, lawyer, lawyers, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, under oath, oaths, attorney, attorneys, prosecution, defense, defense attorney, defendant, cross examine, cross-examine, question, questioning, the stand, stand, anger, annoyed, manners, mannered, polite, politeness, judge, judges, trial, trials, language, languages, cliche, cliches, unfounded, annoyance, undue, inappropriate