Witness Stand Cartoons

Witness Stand Cartoons

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Witness Stand cartoon

"We have testimony that you walk like a duck and you quack like a duck. Tell the court - are you a duck?"

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"When he reached the end of the pier, the rhetoric turned nasty."

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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

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"Maybe that isn't the way it happened, but that's the way it should have happened, and that's the way I'm going to remember it happened."

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

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"So, judge—how the hell you doing?"

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"And how can you be certain the defendant had exhibit 'A' in his pocket and wasn't merely happy to see you?"

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"I believe the doughnuts were planted in my squad car in an effort to discredit me."

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"Is it simply your unsupported word, or did anyone actually see you on the night in question writing a biography of Jane Austen?"

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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the unbridled truth?''

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"I ask you, are these the salmon trousers of a sane man?"

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"Your Honor, the relevance of this line of questioning will become apparent in a moment."

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Witness Stand cartoon

"...and do you smell that man anywhere in the courtroom?"

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"Frankly, I'm looking for something that might appeal to a jury."

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"Move to strike as non-responsive."

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"I had ethical momentum, but I was unable to sustain it."

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"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

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Witness Stand cartoon

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

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"I'd prefer to wear the mask, Commissioner, but I will slip out of these boots and skis, if you have no objection."

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"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

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"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

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"Smile if you're guilty!"

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"I knew the suspect was lying because of certain telltale discrepancies between his voice and non verbal gestures. Also his pants were on fire."

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"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

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