Witty Cartoons

Witty Cartoons

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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

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"Gravitas, yes - but with a saving leaven of wit."

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"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "

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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

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"Yes, Peters, it is just legalese. It's all just legalese. We're a law firm."

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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"

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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."

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"If you're going to go down that road, be prepared for two-way traffic."

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"I love you anyway, too."

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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."

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"I don't get it."

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"Anytime you get tired of flagellating yourself, I'd be happy to take over."

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"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

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"Technically, my bachelorhood isn't so much confirmed as it is legislated."

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The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.

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"We can't even agree on how cold it is."

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"My parents completely accept you as family. They just don't like you."

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

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"Before we get going, is this the Big One?"

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"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

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"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

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"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

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"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."

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"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

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"Fine. Sit there and check your messages. Perhaps it will give you something to contribute to the conversation."

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