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"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"
"Of all the women I've ever loved, Debbie, you're the most recent."
"That's good old Ralph for you. Even when he's with the girl he loves, he loves the girl he's near."
"It keeps him from hitting on women."