"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
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"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
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"Well, I guess that settles that."
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"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
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"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."
"Sure I won the spelling bee contest, but since everyone has spell check, no one cares!"