Tags:newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, category, categories, lumber, lumberjack, lumberjacks, log, logs, logging, deforestation, climate change, global warming, wood, profession, professions, journalism, journalist, journalists, reading, read, reader, readers, news, literature, literary, physical media, waste, wasteful, daily newspaper, daily newspapers, section, sections
"You look ridiculous."
Tags:tree, trees, nature, wood, woods, forest, forests, hat, hats, fashions, style, styles, personal style, personal styles, fashion sense, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, trend, trends, following trends, fedora, fedoras, hipster, hipsters, modern life, modern fashion, modern fashions, ridiculous, looking silly, looking ridiculous, embarrassing, embarrass, embarrassed
"We should get out to the country more often."
Tags:dog, dogs, country, countryside, escape to the country, back to nature, getting back to nature, the great outdoors, great outdoors, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, canine, canines, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, tourists, escape, escapism, adventure, adventures, breaks, break
"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
Tags:wolf, wolves, pack, packs, wolf pack, track, tracking, science, scientists, animal, animals, wild, wilds, wood, woods, forest, forests, family, parents, parent, raised, upbringing, raise, grow up, growing up, raised by wolves, sciences, ethics, effect, feral, isolated, reverse, perspective, perspectives, children, kid, kids, child
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
"You have something stuck between your teeth."
"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."
Tags:tree, trees, tree cutting, cutting down trees, timber, timbers, timber mill, log, logs, logger, logging, saw, saws, forest, forests, strength, strong, stronger, pushing, push, vain, attempt, attempting, attempted, attempts, cut, cutter, cutters, lumberjack, woodcutter, wood cutter, wood, woods, wooded, wooden, lumber jack, lumber, lumber mill, timberman, timber man, tactics, strategy, strategies
The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
Tags:attorney, attorneys, legal, legal rep, legal representation, representation, represent, represented, defence, defend, defending, chop, chopping, chopped, wood, woodcutter, wood cutter, farm, farms, farmer, farming, rural, countryside, clash, clashed, culture, culture clash, personify, personification, ambulance chasers, ambulance chaser, sue, sued, sues, suing, right, rights, legal rights, axe, axed
"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
Tags:date, dates, dating, stds, sexually transmitted diseases, girlfriends, ex, exes, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, sti, stis, sexually transmitted infections, notify, notifies, notifying, former partner, former partners, puppet, puppets, contagious, test, tests, testing, tested, illness, illnesses, disease, diseases, termite, termites, wooden, wood
Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees
A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.
Tags:bear, bears, wood, woods, tree, trees, forest, forests, smoke, smokes, smoking, bear smoking, bear smokes, ranger, rangers, park ranger, park ranger bear, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, bear ranger, bear rangers, forest fire, forest fires, fire safety, ignoring own advice, self-sabotage, wildfire, fire risk, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites
"Let it go, Carl!"
At One With Nature
Tags:dude, hey dude, casual, city, city boy, townie, townies, walking, street, street smart, street smarts, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern living, nature, natural, at one with nature, eco friendly, country side, countryside, eco-friendly, animal, animals, wildlife, raccoon, raccoons, squirrel, squirrels, natural, woods, wood, forest, forests, forest animal, forest animals, region, regions, regional, slang, city, cities, fashion, fashions, trendy, hip, hip and happening
"I thought we'd decided to go with the maple."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building, constructing, material, materials, construction, tree, trees, wood, maple, home, homes, houses, house, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, interior, interiors, exterior, exteriors, renovating, renovation, renovations
"Don't overdo it, dear."
Tags:atom, atoms, science, nuclear reaction, nuclear reactions, scientist, scientists, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, chopping, chopping wood, wood, log, logs, logging, atomic, axe, axes, split an atom, splitting an atom
"I could use a hug."
Tags:tree, trees, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree-hugger, tree-huggers, hippy, hippies, logging, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, hug, hugs, cuddle, cuddles, tree stump, tree stumps, deforestation, forest, forests, wood, woods, environmental issue, green issue, green issues, environmental activist, environmental activists, environmental activism, global warming, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood cutter, wood cutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, sad, sadness, miserable, misery
"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."
A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
Logging Truck and Leaf Truck
Eyes on the Forest Floor
Stage Mother Bear.
Tags:mother bear, bear, bears, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, stage mother, stage mothers, stage mom, stage moms, stage mum, stage mums, pushy parent, pushy parents, over-bearing, over-bearing parent, over-bearing parents, child star, child stars, child actors, child actor, woods, wood, hiker, hikers, bear attack, bear attacks
An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy
Tags:stage, stage show, stage shows, perform, performance, performing arts, arts, drama, variety show, variety, variety shows, wood, woods, forest, forests, tree, trees, carpenter, carpentry, woodcutter, axeman, ventriloquist, ventriloquism, ventriloquists, dummy, dummies, act, acting, trick, tricks, medieval, medieval, talk, talking
Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker