"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"
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"I came here to chop you down. Falling in love wasn't part of the plan."
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Viva la revolucion!
"I could use a hug."
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Take your Daughter to Word Day
A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".
"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''
Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine
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"Should we have lunch first?"
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