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"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."
"Nope. Looks like we're gonna have to use the saw on this one, too."
"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."
"Make it a double, Al. It's been hell in Toyland."
"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"
"I like Al Gore just fine – if only he weren't such a constant reminder that, for me, vaudeville is dead."
Matador Holds Up Wooden Board For Woodpecker
3:00 press conference