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Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.
"Not in front of the crew!"
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
"No health or dental, no stock options, and no severance package. We do, however, provide free burial at sea."
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
"I know. But you can't choose who you love."
"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."