"As long as it's woolly I don't ask questions."
"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."
Tags:sheep, wool, animal product, animal products, handout, handouts, government handout, government handouts, bribes, bribes, government scheme, government schemes, government initiative, government initiatives, incentive, inventives, government incentive, government incentives, social policy, social policies, farm animal, farm animals, shepherd, shepherds
"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
Shear and Wear
"It was better before God took up knitting."
Tags:hobbies, hobby, craft, crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knits, fashion, fashions, fashionable, wool, woolen, woolens, woolen goods, jumper, jumpers, pullover, pullovers, sweater, sweaters, winter, winter fashion, winter clothes, fall fashion, fall, merry christmas, happy holidays, happy christmas, god, gods, religious imagery, angel, angels, angelic, angelically, robe, robes, halo, halos, cloud, clouds, christian, christianity, christians, wooly, heaven, heavens, heavenly
"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, shepherd, shepherds, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, wool, yarn, worsted, fabric, fabrics, material, materials, shearing, sheared, knit, knitter, knitters, knitting, crochet, crocheter, crocheters, crocheting, unexpected, visitor, visitors, guest, guests
"It's raw, unprocessed wool."
Tags:sheep, wool, jumper, jumpers, sweater, sweaters, wool jumper, wool jumpers, raw wool, unprocessed wool, fashions, personal style, personal styles, fashion choice, fashion choices, trend setter, trend setters, natural fibre, natural fibres, individualistic, individualism, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness
"I had my coat made into a sweater."
Where steel wool comes from.
Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn
"I love the little ways you're identical to everyone else."
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating experience, lamb, lambs, sheep, ewe, ewes, ram, rams, wool, wooly, identity, identical, same, sameness, like attracts like, opposites attract, attract, attracted, attraction, love, loving, loves, romance, romantic, romantically, animal, farm animals, talking animals, farm, farms, farmer, farming
"It makes you look years younger."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, farm, farms, livestock, farmer, farmers, wool, sheared, shaved, fashion, body image, younger, look younger, losing weight, diet, diets, dieting, slimming down, grooming, personal appearance, beauty secret, beauty secrets, age, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting old, getting older
"My thinking is wooly."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, sheep, wool, wooly, woolly, confused, unclear, disorganised, disorganized, wordplay, word play, play on words
Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf
Tags:scarf, scarves, homemaker, homemakers, arts and crafts, craft, crafts, craftsman, craftswoman, repurpose, repurposes, repurposed, repurposing, knit, knits, knitting, knitwear, wool, woollen, fabric, fabrics, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, guru, gurus, idea, ideas, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspired, inspiring, consumer, consumers, consumerism
"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."
Tags:wool, sheep, sheep, floss, flossing, dental floss, dental hygiene, animal product, animal products, wool production, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, business minded, business minded, get ahead, getting ahead, gap in the market, gaps in the market, business woman, business women, businesswoman, businesswomen, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, shepherd, shepherds
Tags:husband, husbands, yarn, wool, ball of wool, wife, wives, craft, crafts, arts and crafts, art and craft, knitter, knitters, knitting, knit, knits, knitting project, married life, married couple, elephant in the room, relationship issue, relationship problems, married couples, teamwork, team work, team-work, working together
90% Wool, 10% Lycra
Tags:clothes, clothing, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, suit, suits, business suit, business suits, wool, wool suit, wool suits, wool mix, fabric, fabrics, scratchy, itchy, scratchy suit, scratchy suits, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing of, dance, dancing, dad dance, mamil, mamils, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
Shear and Wear
Tags:fashion, style, fashion designer, fashion designers, designer, designers, fashion label, fashion labels, fashion brand, fashion brands, pattern, patterns, animal, animals, sheep, wool, shear, shearing, wear, wearing, ready-to-wear, fast fashion, clothes, clothing, accessory, accessories, scarf, scarves, handbag, handbags, purse, purses
Mutual Admiration Society
Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail
Wooly Mammoth, Polyester Mammoth, Flannel Mammoth, Denim Mammoth
"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Tags:waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, hair in my soup, complaint, complaints, complaining, difficult cutomer, difficult customers, customer, customers, customer complaints, complaining customer, complaining customers, stork, storks, sheep, sheep, hair, hairs, feather, feathers, knitting, knit, knitter, knitters, wool