"You're cut out for this job."
Sumo on Ice
"Innocence is no excuse."
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"I'm not even away! The audacity!"
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"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"
"I'm afraid the trip is off—our government is cracking down on illegal aliens."
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"Hand me my claw hammer."
"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"I often feel woolly, but seldom do I feel very wild."
"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."
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"No, no! I mean I'm on line."
"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"
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"Le roi s'amuse. Now put your father on the phone."
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An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".
"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"
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"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
"You're history, Leonard."
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Tags:all-you-can-eat, wear, wearing, fashion, style, clothes, clothing, used clothes, used clothing, second hand, second hand store, second hand stores, recycle shop, recycle shops, thrift store, thrift stores, thrift shop, thrift shops, charity store, charity stores, charity shop, charity shops, wordplay, word play, overdressed
"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
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"Try to think outside the bowl."
"So Jones really did take the stairs."