Life is a bitch and then you die.
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"But, remember, you're responsible for your own happiness."
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"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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"But will they cover the spread?"
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"Have you thought about a boob job?"
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"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
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"Of course, that's just my opinion. Richard Gere's views may be somewhat different."
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"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."
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"Son, if you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating."
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"Feel free to take notes."
"Those who ignore history are entitled to repeat it."
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"For me, son, the 45 has always been the only format when it comes to a really hot single."
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"What's the takeaway on all this?"
"In life as well as in politics, identify your base and treat 'em right.
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Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations
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"As Spider-Man says, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'"
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"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."
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"I think I got it,but, just the same, could you send me the link?"
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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"Remember son: Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% media manipulation."
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"More aphorisms, please!"