"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."
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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."
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A man exits his house to a clapboard.
A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.
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"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
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"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."
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"Try honking again."
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"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
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"Thanks, baby. Ciao."
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"It's ten to five. Please raise your seatback to its full upright and locked position."
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The Rise of Man
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Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
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Another Day in the Salt Mines
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Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!
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"Your solution to everything is to show up, do your job, then go home!"
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"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
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"Gotta go. I've taken in all the carcinogen exposure I can for one day."