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"Got some bad news for you, Larry."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"
"O.K., I'm good for I.T.—how about spreadsheets, anybody here good at spreadsheets?"
"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
'3 Men and a Shovel - performances 10:30 & 2:15 weekdays'
"Do you think you could give me a hand? The guests will be here any minute."
"Of course that's only an estimate. The actual cost ill be somewhat more."
Useless Eraser Inspector
"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."
"You can replace the tank, switch to natural gas, or huddle in a corner and cry as you ask yourself why you ever thought buying a house was a good idea."
"Don't be cross, Leo. I just had to see you."