"We've decided to build a little cubicle around you and your desk, Harris."
"You don't get an office. You get cargo pants."
"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
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"You've been warned, Hoskins."
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Violence as a Management Tool
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"We were hoping that you could work from work today."
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"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
"I can only discuss salary and benefits. You'll have to analyze the babe situation yourself."
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"Your posture is better, but the whole office calls you Professor Bouncy Jerk. F.Y.I."
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"We stir the brew all morning, Marissa comes in whenever..."
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"Sorry, Ted. I probably should have said 'spoiler alert' before I fired you."
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"Don't worry we'll medicate you through the probationary period."
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"Guess you were right, chief--I just needed to be burped."
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"It's not that I don't like the job you're doing—it's just that I'd like to start seeing other people do it."
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"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."
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"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."
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"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."
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The Glass Floor
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"Can you put more nudity in this?"
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"Love them rays, Chief."
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"Does everybody know everybody?"
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"I'm Sorry, Everyone - My E-Mail Account Got Hacked Last Night By Some Alcohol"
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"I wish you had come to me with your grievances before burning the company flag."
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Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, food, foods, lunch, lunch break, lunch order, ordering food, takeaway, fast food, takeout, to go, delivery, delivered, business, businesses, office, offices, conference call, conferences, conference meeting, meetings, phone call, phone calls, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, work, workplace