"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."
"Don't you have another retirement plan?"
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"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."
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"Thank heavens! Some work."
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
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"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
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"Don't forget to call the Fire Department."
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"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."
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The Glass Floor
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"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."
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"Harry seldom leaves his retirement cubicle."
"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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Back to The Present - I
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Born In Captivity.
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"All of my work deals with the theme of exclusion."
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"I would like to be supported, not by a man, but maybe by working animals -- say a troupe of tigers working in the circus, or two racehorses, or a dog who's landed a sitcom."
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"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."
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"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."
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"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."
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International House of Paperwork
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Critics In Love
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A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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