"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
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The TROU of the Baroque
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"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"
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"Now, there's a nice contemporary sunset!"
"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
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Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
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"I dreamed Mobil was sponsoring me at the Modern, Exxon at the Whitney, and Philip Morris at the Metropolitan."
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"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."
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The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.
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