"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
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email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, e-mailing, emailing, santa, santa claus, father christmas, elf, elves, inappropriate, workshop, workshops, harassment, harass, harasses, metoo, #metoo, unwanted, unasked for"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"There are probably a lot of great bravery workshops out there."
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workshop, workshops, brave, bravery, courage, coward, cowards, cowardly, lion, lions, wizard of oz, self-help, self-improvement, seminar, seminars, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, scare, scared, solution, solutions, hollywood, film industry, movie industry, flake, flakes, flaky"The dog got locked in your car last night, Mr. Ferguson."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driver, drivers, transportation, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, couple, couples, owner, owners, ownership, service, customer service, problem, problems"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
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mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages"I'd like to see old Ho-Ho-Ho try to assemble one of these damn toys."
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santa, santa claus, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st nick, saint nick, north pole, santas workshop, workshop, workshops, factory, factories, toy, toys, elf, elves, toy maker, toy makers, christmas, christmas time, holiday, holidaysThe Incorrectness of Santa
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santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, problem, problems, mother in law, mother-in-law, in-law, in-laws, hissing, angry, anger, noise, noises, back seat, backseat, family, families, driver, drivers, driving, forgotten, forgot"Looks like an inside job."
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elf, elves, chirstmas, holiday, holidays, toy, toys, toy maker, toy makers, workshop, santa's workshop, father christmas, santa, santa claus, st nick, st nicholas, fbi, cia, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, murder, murderer, kill, killer, killers, murderers, inside job, death by candy, stab, stabbed, candy, candy cane, police, policemen, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, investigate, investigation, dead, death, dying, died, die, crime scene"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless"I know there's nothing wrong with the carburetor. I'm just interested in the stories it has to tell."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, driving, driver, drivers, story, stories, past, history, carburetor, carburetors, carburettor, carburettors"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."
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art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, framing, framer, framers, framing, women, woman, suitable, decor, home decor, decoration, decorations, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorating, art appraiser, art appraisers, critique, critic, critics, critical, critical eye"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."
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art, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artwork, artworks, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, artist studio, artist studios, exciting things, egg, eggs, dying eggs, dye, dyes, easter egg, easter eggs, easter, religion, religious, easter bunny, easter bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, talking animal, talking animals, animal, animals, spring, springtime, canvas, canvases, pretentious, pattern, patterns, creative, innovative, innovation, innovations, modern art, material, materialsWorking in Synch
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cobbler, cobblers, shoemaker, shoemakers, shoe maker, shoe makers, shoe repair, shoe repairs, elves, elf, assembly line, assembly lines, assembly, factory, factories, shoe, shoes, making shoes, hammering, hammers, hammer, workshop, workshops, out of sync, synchronize, synchronized, rebel, rebels, conform, conformity, nonconformity, individualism, individual, individuality, individualistic, non conformist, workplace, workplace culture, assimilate, assimilation"Jack, here, is the most fascinating man I've ever met—he's in alcohol-abuse counselling, he goes to a sexual-harassment support group, he's in a race-relations workshop, and he spends every weekend in prison."
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introduction, introductions, infamous, infamy, fascinating, interest, interests, interesting, race relations, workshop, workshops, workshopping, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, create interest, creates interest, creating interest, generating interest, inmate, inmates, fascinating, fascination"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."
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eye contact, staring, stare, staring contest, staring contests, manners, impolite, advice, interview advice, interview, interviews, interviewing, interviewed, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, job, jobs, job market, unemployed, unemployment, resume, resumes, cv, curriculum vitae, workshop, job placement"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, food, tomato, tomatoes, israeli, water hose, water hoses, stuck, trapped"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, car repairs, vehicle repairs, transportation, encounter group, encounter groups, group therapy, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, problem, problems, transmission, transmissions, advertising, marketing, mental health"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."
"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, service station, service stations, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, sous, sous-mechanic, apprentice, apprentices, junior, junior staff, junior employee, junior employees, hierarchyA weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".
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art, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, painting, paintings, painter, painters, figurative art, pop art, abstract art, post-painterly art, avant-garde, modern art, weather vane, weather vanes, wind vane, wind vanes, weathercock, weathercocks, wind direction, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, direction, directions, weatherLeonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, tax office, tax offices, doing taxes, filing taxes, expense, expenses, government, governments, politics, business, businesses, business taxes, project, projects, cost, costs, report, reports, paperwork, document, documents, receipt, receipts, art, artist, artists, famous artist, famous artists, painter, painters, famous painter, famous painters, painting, paintings, famous painting, famous paintings, mona lisa, leonardo davinci, davinci, canvas, canvases, paint, paints, studio, studios, workshop, workshops, history, historical, renaissance"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."
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