"Sorry, Mr. President. I'm afraid D Day has nothing to do with your name."
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Bombs falling in Nazi Germany.
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"We damn well better get our stories straight now. This is going to be hard to explain to das Hauptquartier."
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"How long has it BEEN upside down?"
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"Another mustache sir?"
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Compare Things To Hitler
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"Whoa! You mean, like, you actually were a World War Two bomber pilot?"
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"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
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Swastika Toilet Brush
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"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"
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"My, it feels good to sit down."
"Then he said that people are supposed to forget conventions in times like these."
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"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."
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"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
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"The trouble is all the men we know are physically perfect."
"This is the brother I told you guys about."
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"I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13, to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained the government for his purpose."
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"Can't you do K.P. tomorrow."
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"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."
"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."
A World War II army barracks with personal effects and a Picasso painting on the wall.
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"What's the matter with this place? Don't they know there's a war on?"
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