Tags:work-related injury, work-related injuries, injury, injuries, injured, accident, accidents, matador, matadors, bullfighter, bullfighters, bullfighting, bull, bulls, spear, speared, spearing, puncture, punctures, wound, wounds, wounded, doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, accident, accidents, impaled
"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
Tags:waiting room, waiting rooms, gun shot, gunshot, gunshots, shooting victim, shooting victims, gun crime, gun crimes, dramatics, melodrama, melodramatic, melodramas, receptionist, receptionists, unsympathetic, a&e, doctor's office, doctors office, a & e, medical emergency, medical emergencies, gun victim, wound, wounds, wounded, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, entitled, entitlement, american healthcare, united states healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, emergency room, emergency rooms, hospital, hospitals
"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."
"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."
Tags:friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship
"This time, she went too far."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, bull, bulls, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, dating troubles, dating, bullfighter, bullfighting, bullfight, matador, matadors, spear, spears, injury, injuries, too far, gone too far, going too far, revenge, wound, wounds, wounded, anger, angry
"His wife and family will decide on the course of treatment, but, as his ex, feel free to open up a few old wounds."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, treatment, treatments, sick, sickness, ill, illness, serious, serious condition, wife, wives, family, families, children, child, kid, kids, decide, decision, decisions, medical decision, medical decisions, feel free, open up, wound, wounds, old wound, old wounds, bad memories, bad memory, ex, exes, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, causing trouble, causing problems
"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
Tags:friend, friends, friendship, companion, companionship, gossip, gossiping, gossips, trauma, traumatic, wound, wounded, wounds, reasurrance, reassuring, counsel, counsellor, counselling, help, helping, helpful, salt, salt in the wound, worse, make it worse, making it worse, not helping, unhelpful, unhelpfully, girl, girls, girl code, catty, cattiness, coffee, coffee date, exacerbate, toxic, toxicity, toxic friendship, fix, fixate, fixation, advice, bad advice, problem, private, fixer, fixer upper
American Football injuries
Tags:football, footballer, footballers, football player, american, american football, american footballs, american footballer, american football player, injury, injuries, damage, damaging, wound, wounded, trauma, hurt, hurts, traumas, shoulder, separated shoulder, dislocated, a.c.l. tear, acl tear, anterior cruciate ligament, danger, dangerous, danger, harm, harming, harmed, sport, sports, health, health issues
"Your HMO won't cover this so I'm going to rub some salt in these wounds."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, insurance, health insurance, medical insurance, hmo, h.m.o., health maintenance organization, insurance coverage, insurance plan, insurance plans, not covered, injured, injury, injuries, wound, wounds, rub salt in the wound, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play
"Both of you shut up and thank God you're not me."
Tags:q-tip, q-tips, nail clipper, nail clippers, ptsd, post traumatic stress, post traumatic stress disorder, floss, flosses, flossing, dental floss, dental flosses, nail clipper, nail clippers, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, digusting, gross, habit, habits, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanse, cleanses, cleansing, medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, war wound, war wounds, wound, wounds
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, stitches, stitches, minor, wound, wounds, cut, cuts, graze, grazes, split, splits, american medical, hospital, hospitals, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, critical, critic, critique, political, policy, government, governmental, mother, mothers, private, privatised, privatized, out sourced, out source, branch, branches, franchise, franchised
"Our current medical plan offers a three-day stay for a bullet in the groin or torso, a two-day stay for a bullet in an extremity, and an overnight for superficial head wounds."
Tags:mob, mob boss, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafia boss, bosses, boss, big boss, healthcare, health care, criminal, criminals, crime syndicate, syndicate, insurance, health insurance, insured, bullet, bullets, danger, dangers, dangerous, organised crime, organized crime, medical plan, medical care, medicare, aca, wound, wounds, wounded, injured, injury, get well, get well soon, new job, job, jobs, benefit, benefits, perk, perks, superficial, contract, contractual, contracted, interview, offer, job offer
"I'd like to get your arrow count down."
Tags:arrow, arrows, indian wars, native american, native americans, indian, indians, first nations war, native american wars, cowboy, cowboys, doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, wound, wounds, hospital, hospitals, medical condition, medical conditions, colonist, colonists, us history, american history
"...From what appears to be a self-inflicted slingshot wound."
Tags:news, news reporter, news reporters, the news, story, stories, news story, news stories, dennis the menace, dennis, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, slingshot, slingshots, neighbor, neighbors, neighbours, neighbours, injury, injured, death, died, cause, causes, cause of death, self-inflicted, self-inflict, sling shot wound, slingshot wound, wound, wounds, wounded
"O.K., Howard. What is it this time?"
"Keep it to surface wounds plus a 60/40 cut on the lawsuit and we've got a deal."
Tags:mail, mails, mailman, mailmen, dog, dogs, strained relationship, lawyer, lawyers, pet, pets, strained relationships, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, wound, wounds, doctor, doctors, surface wound, surface wounds, sue, sues, suing, sued, cut a deal, strike a deal, striking a deal, silver lining, every cloud has a silver lining, making the best of a bad situation, bad situations, take to court, share, business partners, business partner, scheme, plot, schemes, schemed, scheming, plotting, plotted, plots