Sumo on Ice
"He seems to have lost his focus since he went into politics."
"And from now on you'll address me as Jesse 'The Governor' Ventura."
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"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."
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"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."
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Tic tac toe wrestling
"Have you ever considered expressing that anger physically?"
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"He's Pulled Out The HR File! This Is It Folks, The Atomic Performance Review!"
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"Well, I guess that settles that."
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A professional wrestlers prepares to
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"... and come out fighting, boys."
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A missile with a handlebar moustache and glasses