"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
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Nonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!
"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
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"Long time no see!"
A man irons one of his pant legs.
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"It's linen. It's supposed to wrinkle."
"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."
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"They say you're only as old as your face."
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"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."
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"Who can afford not to moisturize?"
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"You don't need laser eye surgery."
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"Are you in a Miyake or did you just sleep in your dress?"
"I want to catch just enough of the plague to remove these unsightly lines and wrinkles."
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"It's called the 'relaxed fit'."
"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."
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"Who's your neck guy?"
"I hope I still look that good when I'm her age."
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"I said I was sorry. And you shouldn't furrow your brow, it'll give you wrinkles."
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"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."
"Hey Burt, shat happened to your eyebrow?""Botox."