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Writer Cartoons
Writer cartoon 1 of 593
"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."
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dickens, charles dickens, tale of two cities, a tale of two cities, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the best of times it was the worst of times, literature, novel, book, books, writer, writing, story, stories, newspaper, newspapers, editor, editors, writers, contradiction, contradictions, oxymoron, oxymorons, victorian, victorians, victorian eraWriter cartoon 2 of 593
"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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writing, writer, writers, pretentious, realism, realistic, realistic expectations, screenplay, screenplays, scriptwriting, script-writing, script writing, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, hollywood, los angeles, la, scene, scenes, directors, director, producer, producers, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliensWriter cartoon 3 of 593
"Well, I have to tell your publisher something."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, balloon, balloon, deflated, deflation, deflated balloon, deflated balloons, publish, publishers, fail, failed, failing, writers block, writer's block, uninspired, inspiration, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, failure, failures, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downsWriter cartoon 4 of 593
"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
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plot, plots, plotted out, plotting, writer, writers, writing, note, notes, notecard, notecards, note card, note cards, card, cards, author, authors, writing process, writing processes, write, writes, writer's block, writers block, confused, confusion, confusing, circuitousWriter cartoon 5 of 593
"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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bad gift, bad idea, bad present, bad gifts, bad ideas, bad presents, writer, writers, author, authors, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, book, books, literature, writing, party, parties, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, interests, hobby, hobbiesWriter cartoon 6 of 593
"Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, drinker, drinkers, flirt, flirty, pickup, pickups, pickup line, pickup lines, feminist, feminists, feminism, woman, women, men, man, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, author, authors, literature, literary, literacy, writer, writers, activist, activistsWriter cartoon 7 of 593
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
Writer cartoon 8 of 593
Ilyasah Shabazz
Writer cartoon 9 of 593
"Mr. Kellwood is looking for someone to assist him in recasting his journals into a form suitable for wider audience. The tone should be urbane, warm, and scholarly—somewhat in the manner of Lewis Thomas, but, of course, about plywood."
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journal, journals, journalist, journalists, journalism, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographical, scholar, scholars, scholarly, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, editing, form, forms, format, formats, ghost writer, ghost writers, ghost writing, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, tone, tones, request, requests, requesting, nonfiction, non-fictionWriter cartoon 10 of 593
"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, linguistic, linguistics, language, speech, speak, speaking, parrot, parrots, third person, 3rd, 3rd person, pov, point of view, polly wants aWriter cartoon 11 of 593
"Sometimes it's important to stop whatever break you're taking and just do the work."
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procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, break, breaks, writing break, writing breaks, writer, writers, author, authors, journalist, journalists, journalism, take breaks, taking breaks, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, worker, workers, manager, managers, management, tip, tips, worklife, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, break room, break rooms, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacking off, put off, putting off, work, worksWriter cartoon 12 of 593
"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitionsWriter cartoon 13 of 593
"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"
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boil down, boils down, boiling down, condense, condenses, condensing, idea, ideas, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, instant gratification, culture, attention span, attention spans, short attention span, short attention spans, writer, writers, author, authors, book tour, book tours, thought, thoughts, complexity, complex, mainstream media, dumb down, dumbs down, dumbing downWriter cartoon 14 of 593
"I think we should all be thankful that Bill Clinton never had an inappropriate relationship with Joyce Maynard."
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university, uni, college, colleges, universities, ivy league, school, schools, reading, read, book, books, author, authors, writer, writers, celebrity, celebrities, politician, politicians, relationship, relationships, affair, affairs, politics, political, political leader, political leaders, president, presidents, scandal, bill, clintonWriter cartoon 15 of 593
Philip Roth
Writer cartoon 16 of 593
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, writing, publishing, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, manuscript, manuscripts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nest, nests, nesting, material, materials, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insultingWriter cartoon 17 of 593
"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."
Writer cartoon 18 of 593
"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."
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copyright, copyrights, copyright law, copyright laws, lawyer, lawyers, copyright lawyer, copyright lawyers, attorney, attorneys, trademark, trademarks, trademark law, trademark laws, intellectual property, intellectual property law, dump, dumps, dumping, dumping ground, dumping ground, poison, poisons, poisoning, water supply, water supplies, overprotected, overprotection, author, authors, writer, writers, cartoonist, cartoonistsWriter cartoon 19 of 593
Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen
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stocks, stock, stocks and shares, share, shares, invest, investing, investment, invested, investment banking, stock market, the market, market, markets, bond, bonds, premium bonds, stock exchange, exchange, broker, brokers, stock broker, brokerage, economics, economically, playing the market, austen, jane austen, regency, regency england, england, english literature, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book loverWriter cartoon 20 of 593
"'Yes,' she mumbled?... Sighed?... Muttered?... Snarled?... Hissed?... Growled?..."
Writer cartoon 21 of 593
Hamlet: An Early Draft
Writer cartoon 22 of 593
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartlessWriter cartoon 23 of 593
"Maybe nobody goes to your Web site because it's about you."
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website, websites, personal website, personal websites, blog, blogs, blogging, blogger, unpopular, internet, webpage, webpages, insult, insults, insulting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, writer, writers, author, authors, autobiographical, autobiography, autobiographies, uninteresting, bore, bores, boring, loser, losers, supply and demand, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spatsWriter cartoon 24 of 593
"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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death, dying, palliative care, nurse, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, last words, final words, dying words, politics, politician, politicians, speech, speeches, speechwriter, speechwriters, writing, government, governments, writer, writers, spin doctor, spin doctors, spokesperson, spokespeople, celebrity, celebrities, famous, p.r., public relations, pr, publicist, publicists, official, modern lifeWriter cartoon 25 of 593
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, career, careers, profession, professions, writing career, writing careers, leave the house, leaving the house, authorship, professional writer, professional writers, journalist, journalists, columnist, columnists, write, writes, writing, homebound, home bound, home office, home officesMore cartoons with the keyword 'writer'