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Writing Cartoons
Writing cartoon 1 of 378
"I wish you would make up your mind, Mr. Dickens. Was it the best of times or was it the worst of times? It could scarcely have been both."
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dickens, charles dickens, tale of two cities, a tale of two cities, it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the best of times it was the worst of times, literature, novel, book, books, writer, writing, story, stories, newspaper, newspapers, editor, editors, writers, contradiction, contradictions, oxymoron, oxymorons, victorian, victorians, victorian eraWriting cartoon 2 of 378
"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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writing, writer, writers, pretentious, realism, realistic, realistic expectations, screenplay, screenplays, scriptwriting, script-writing, script writing, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, hollywood, los angeles, la, scene, scenes, directors, director, producer, producers, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, alien, aliensWriting cartoon 3 of 378
"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."
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plot, plots, plotted out, plotting, writer, writers, writing, note, notes, notecard, notecards, note card, note cards, card, cards, author, authors, writing process, writing processes, write, writes, writer's block, writers block, confused, confusion, confusing, circuitousWriting cartoon 4 of 378
"Catherine's gift to us tonight is her poetry."
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bad gift, bad idea, bad present, bad gifts, bad ideas, bad presents, writer, writers, author, authors, poet, poets, poetry, poem, poems, book, books, literature, writing, party, parties, gathering, gatherings, get together, friend, friends, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, interests, hobby, hobbiesWriting cartoon 5 of 378
"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"
Writing cartoon 6 of 378
"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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politics, political, politician, politicians, hand, hands, writing, written, palm, reference, refer, washington, washington dc, washington d.c, washington dc, capitol hill, capitol, executive, executives, ethic, ethical, ethics, moral, morals, morality, belief, beliefs, value, values, memory, remember, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, absent, absent minded, absentminded, absent mindedness, core belief, campaign platform, campaign platforms, core beliefsWriting cartoon 7 of 378
"Mr. Kellwood is looking for someone to assist him in recasting his journals into a form suitable for wider audience. The tone should be urbane, warm, and scholarly—somewhat in the manner of Lewis Thomas, but, of course, about plywood."
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journal, journals, journalist, journalists, journalism, autobiography, autobiographies, autobiographical, scholar, scholars, scholarly, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, editing, form, forms, format, formats, ghost writer, ghost writers, ghost writing, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, tone, tones, request, requests, requesting, nonfiction, non-fictionWriting cartoon 8 of 378
"Polly want to abandon speaking of herself in the third person."
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, linguistic, linguistics, language, speech, speak, speaking, parrot, parrots, third person, 3rd, 3rd person, pov, point of view, polly wants aWriting cartoon 9 of 378
"I love your novel, and I feel that it would make excellent nesting material."
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book, books, novel, novels, literature, writer, writers, author, authors, writing, publishing, publisher, publishers, editor, editors, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, manuscript, manuscripts, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, squirrel, squirrels, nest, nests, nesting, material, materials, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insultingWriting cartoon 10 of 378
How To Deal With The Upcoming Recession, Inflation, Depression, Ice Age, Greenhouse Effect, Energy Crunch, Population Explosion, and Complete End of the World in the Year 2000.
Writing cartoon 11 of 378
Hamlet: An Early Draft
Writing cartoon 12 of 378
"We do not usually acknowledge unsolicited manuscripts, but we want you to know that we tore yours into tiny pieces. Yours sincerely, The Op-Ed Page."
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manuscript, manuscripts, unsolicited manuscript, unsolicited manuscripts, publisher, publishers, publishing, rejection, rejections, writer, writers, writing, author, authors, newspaper, newspapers, rejection letter, rejection letters, paranoia, paranoid, greatest fear, greatest fears, self-esteem, op-ed, op-ed page, editorial, editorials, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, cruel, heartlessWriting cartoon 13 of 378
"He has some final words he wants to say, Nurse. Send in his speechwriters."
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death, dying, palliative care, nurse, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, last words, final words, dying words, politics, politician, politicians, speech, speeches, speechwriter, speechwriters, writing, government, governments, writer, writers, spin doctor, spin doctors, spokesperson, spokespeople, celebrity, celebrities, famous, p.r., public relations, pr, publicist, publicists, official, modern lifeWriting cartoon 14 of 378
"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, career, careers, profession, professions, writing career, writing careers, leave the house, leaving the house, authorship, professional writer, professional writers, journalist, journalists, columnist, columnists, write, writes, writing, homebound, home bound, home office, home officesWriting cartoon 15 of 378
"Frankly, it sucks. On the other hand, there's nothing in it to offend China."
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china, chinese, chinese market, chinese markets, growing economy, economic growth, writer, writers, writing, mass appeal, appeal, appeals, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators, pander, panders, pandering, sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, publisher, publishers, publishing, crossover, crossovers, globalist, globalism, world trade, free tradeWriting cartoon 16 of 378
"He looks very promising—but let's see how he does on the written test."
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box, boxing, boxer, boxers, fight, fighting, fights, ring, boxing ring, promising, test, testing, fitness, writing, intellectual, intellectuals, tests, sport, sports, education, educational, school, schools, schooling, writing, written, difficult, difficulty, combination, combine, chess-boxing, chessboxing, chess boxingWriting cartoon 17 of 378
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, heh, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, book, big book, long book, longread, long read, doorstop, respectWriting cartoon 18 of 378
"Could you read the part where Stephen envisions life outside Dublin again?"
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ulysses, dublin, dubliners, james joyce, joyce, modernism, modernist, modern, literature, modern literature, lit, modern lit, college, college, irish lit, ireland, irish, lit major, lit minor, books, bookish, book, writer, writers, writing, story, storytime, story time, stories, storybook, story book, unorthodox, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, novel, novels, complicated, complex, difficult, difficulties, stephen, stephen dedalus, dedalus, portrait, portrait of the artist as a young man, kids, kid, child, children, precocious, parent, parenting, dad, dads, father, fathersWriting cartoon 19 of 378
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
Writing cartoon 20 of 378
Diary Of A Cat: Slept. Ate some food. Yum.
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cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, diary, journal, journals, diary, writer, dairy writers, dairy writing, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior, cat lover, cat lovers, nap, naps, eating, sleeping, playing, animals, writing, diariesWriting cartoon 21 of 378
"There's the pressure from my public, naturally, as well as the pressure from my publisher, my agent, and all that. But the real pressure comes from that devil inside that makes me different from other men, that makes me a writer. But, of course, you know all about pressure, grinding out those papers at Sarah Lawrence."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, book, books, novel, novels, literature, publisher, publishers, publishing, editor, editors, publishing company, publishing companies, publishing house, publishing industry, literary agent, literary agents, public, pressure, internal motivation, student, students, college, college, college student, university, universities, essay, essays, paper, papers, dating, date, dates, stress, stressful, education, higher education, academia, academics, pretentious, flattery, pompousWriting cartoon 22 of 378
Suggested Delivery Methods During U.P.S. Strike.
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business, unemployment, animals, entertainment, celebrities, writing, characters, maps, easter bunny, strikes, pickets, picket lines, unions, christmas, santa claus, tooth fairy, united parcel service, stork, post office, courier, couriers, parcel, parcels, package, packages, delivery, deliveries, delivery men, delivery man, strike, strikes, industrial action, industrial dispute, industrial disputesWriting cartoon 23 of 378
"O.K., who else is writing a book?"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, politics, politician, politicians, politically, politics, washington, washington dc, capitol, white house, congress, senators, senateWriting cartoon 24 of 378
"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."
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history, historical, artifact, artifacts, ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, stone, stone carving, stone carvings, writing, language, inscription, inscriptions, investigate, research, researcher, researchers, linguist, linguists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological site, archaeological sites, archaeological dig, archaeological digs, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, checklist, checklists, chore, chores, errand, errands, housework, housekeepingWriting cartoon 25 of 378
"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, winter, winters, wintertime, wrap up, wrapping up, wrap up warm, gloves, mittens, inspire, inspired, inspiration, creative, creatives, creativity, imagination, muse, muses, writers muse, writer's museMore cartoons with the keyword 'writing'