"You're sexy when you're wrong."
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Carol, check my appointment book—something's not right."
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Yesterday in this space I predicted that the world would come to an end. It did not, however. I regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."
"My baby is not on backwards - your baby is on backwards."
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"The figures for the last quarter are in. We made significant gains in the fifteen-to-twenty-six-year-old age group, but we lost our immortal souls."
Tags:soul, selling your soul, selling soul, souls, selling, demographic, demographics, greed, greedy, business, businesses, sinful, sins, hell, religion, religions, trends, accounting, accounts, board, boardroom, market, marketing, sales, analytic, analytics, big business, unethical, ethics, immoral, deal with the devil, deals, meeting, meetings, wrong, evil, corrupt, corruption, evils, depraved, devil
"Rescue be damned! Our conservative principles will see us through."
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Mistaken Identity Theft
"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"
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"All the wrong people are right."
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"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
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"I always get stuck in the wrong line."
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword.
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"I don't know what's wrong, but, if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like your car is talking."
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobile, garage, garages, workshop, workshops, repair, repairs, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, talking car, talking cars, hood, hoods, car hood, car hoods, bonnet, bonnets, car bonnet, car bonnets, open and close, wrong, problem, problems, bad mechanic, bad mechanics, bad service, bad customer service, useless
The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll And Mister Softee
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"Something's just not right – our air is clean, our water is pure, we all get plenty of exercise, everything we eat is organic and free-range, and yet nobody lives past thirty."
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"How's the burger?"
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"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."
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"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."
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Tags:tomb, tombs, vampire, vampires, victorian, victorians, historical, myth, myths, mythology, mythological, legend, legends, london, grave, graves, grave robber, grave robbers, language, word play, word-play, play on words, wrong, mistake, mistaken, bummer, gothic, slang, slangs, modern slang, modern life
Tags:medicine, medical, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, med school, medical school, insiders, insider, phoney, phony, sarah palin, palin, politician, politicians, politics, quacks, right, wrong, god, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, healthcare, tv doctor, tv doctors, television doctor, television doctors, governor, governors, vice presidential candidate
"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, patient, patients, nurse, operating room, operating rooms, or, o.r., medicine, medical, fix, repair, wrong, permission, getting it over with, do it all at once, exploratory, exploratory surgery, exploratory surgeries, fix, fixes, fix it, fixing it, mechanic, mechanics, initiative, taking initiative
"Look, there is no right and wrong here, but I'm going to side with Helen because I'm a girl."
Tags:right, wrong, counselors, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, fights, marital, ethics, language, feminism, feminist, feminists, marriage guidance, marriage therapy, marriage therapist, marriage therapists, shrink, shrinks, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, mankoff
"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."
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