"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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"Me? I'm not in a dental plan. I thought you were in a dental plan."
"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
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"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
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Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations
"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
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"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
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"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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"I'll need to see some I.D. for the Claritin."
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"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
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"Will my office be near an ice machine."
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"He's about to dictate his last letter to the Times."
"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."
"The very survival of our society depends upon the just compensation of our professional athletes."
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"I'll watch history in the making later."
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"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."
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"Put in something about the stock market."
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"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
"What's tough is having to build a new power base from scratch."
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"Are we gonna have to scrape the Daddy decal off the minivan?"
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Man late for work stops to stare at woman.
"I suppose I'm as happy as my portfolio will allow me to be."
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