"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shopping"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
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cat, cats, furniture, claw, claws, clawing, scratch, scratches, scratching, nice, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas, x-mas, disobedient, disobedience, stocking, stockings, santa claus, santa claws, father christmas, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, feline, felines"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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gender neutral, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern timesJANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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rockefeller center, christmas tree, christmas trees, rockefeller center plaza, 30 rock, 30 rockefeller center, tree, trees, throw out, throws out, throwing out, toss, tosses, tossing, tip, tips, tipping, trash can, trash cans, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, dump, dumps, dumping, dump out, dumps out, dumping out, lazy, laziness, after christmas, holiday season, end of the holiday season, christmas season, xmas, x-mas"You smell like a chimney."
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chimney, chimneys, santa, santa claus, smoker, smokers, smoking, stink, stinks, stinking, father christmas, christmas, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, smell, smells, smelly, long shift, long shifts, night shift, night shifts, long hours, working day, working days"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
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christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspectiveThe Incorrectness of Santa
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santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"
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christmas, christmas card, christmas cards, meaning of christmas, christmas spirit, religious festival, religious holiday, religious holidays, christianity, christian, christians, faith, faiths, nativity, nativity scene, nativity scenes, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, atheist, atheists, heathen, heathens, secular, secularist, secularists, secular holiday, secular holidays, christian, christians, christianity, christ, spirit of christmas, modern life, modern times, xmas, x-mas"Say, what's all this religious stuff doing on these Christmas cards?"
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christmas, christmas card, christmas cards, meaning of christmas, christmas spirit, religious festival, religious holiday, religious holidays, christianity, christian, christians, faith, faiths, nativity, nativity scene, nativity scenes, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, atheist, atheists, heathen, heathens, secular, secularist, secularists, secular holiday, secular holidays, christian, christians, christianity, christ, spirit of christmas, modern life, modern times, xmas, x-mas"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, christmas, xmas, x-mas, silver lining, silver linings, bright side, bright sides, present, presents, gift, gifts, guilty, guilt conscience, consciences, kid, kids, holiday season, holiday seasons, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break up, breaking up, breaks up, christmas day, child, children, parent, parentsChildren line up to talk to Santa
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santa, therapist, therapists, christmas, xmas, x-mas, santa claus, father christmas, department store santa, department store santas, mall santa, mall santas, psychoanalysis, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, consumer, consumers, consumerism, christmas, christmas season, stress, stresses, holiday stress, holiday season"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "
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toy, toys, elf, elves, workshop, workshops, christmas, north pole, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, head for business, toy shop, toy shops, worker, workers, middle man, middle men, profit, profits, profiting, union, unions, union employee, union employees, union worker, union workers, corporate ladder, work up, working up, work your way up, working your way up, creator, creators, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, business deal, business deals, dealmaker, dealmakers, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation, negotiations, xmas, x-mas, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, father christmas"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."
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christmas, holiday, holidays, christmas season, christmas spirit, give back, gives back, giving back, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, limousine liberal, limousine liberals, charity, outreach, community outreach, outreach program, outreach programs, xmas, x-mas, charity, spirit of charity, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"
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caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians"Not one crummy Valentine."
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valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, letter to santa, letters to santa, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mailbox, mailboxes, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, writer, writes, writing, shun, shunned, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrassing, neglect, neglected, neglecting, lonely, loneliness, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, greeting card, greeting cards, xmas, x-mas"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."
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newsletter, newsletter, christmas newsletter, christmas newsletters, mail, correspondence, holiday letter, holiday letters, christmas card, christmas cards, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, poll, polls, polling, odds, write, writes, writing, mail, mails, mailing, post, post office, post offices, annual letter, annual letters, family newsletter, family newsletters"It is the consensus of this committee that you return with your request in two weeks along with a comprehensive restructuring plan."
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committee, committees, santa, santa claus, bailout, bailouts, corporate bailout, corporate bailouts, government money, government fund, government funds, funding application, funding applications, christmas, xmas, x-mas, save christmas, saves christmas, saving christmas, congress, congressional approval, restructure, restructures, restructuring, father christmas, santa's workshop, conditional, conditional acceptance, layoff, layoffs, round of layoffs, rounds of layoffs, economyThe Magi: Christmas, 1993
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wise men, three wise men, wisdom, three kings, magi, three magi, modern life, modern times, biblical, gospel, gospels, birth of christ, modern comfort, modern comforts, modern convenience, modern conveniences, christmas, xmas, x-mas, commercialism, commercialized, commercialised, true meaning, true meaning of christmas, christmas catalogue, christmas catalogues, mail-order catalogue, mail-order catalogues, catalog, catalogs"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty children, tortures, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season