X-mas Cartoons

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC40636
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1998x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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lawyer, lawyers, naughty or nice, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, bad boy, bad boys, bad guy, bad guys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, trial, trials, naughty boy, naughty boys, naughty child, naughty childrens, santa's list, defendant, defendants, christmas, xmas, x-mas, christmas season

"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC33276
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2584x1745 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas, christmas present, christmas presents, christmas gift, christmas gifts, shop, shops, shopping, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, simplify, simplifies, homemade gift, homemade gifts, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, holiday stress, stress, stressing, stressful, anxiety, anxieties, holiday shopping

Santa's Workshop

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC31839
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2039x1548 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas season, holiday season, stress, stresses, workplace environment, workplace environments, deadline, deadlines, december, schedule, schedules, scheduling, xmas, x-mas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, north pole, office, office worker, office workers

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC22402
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1381x1141 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, furniture, claw, claws, clawing, scratch, scratches, scratching, nice, christmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas, x-mas, disobedient, disobedience, stocking, stockings, santa claus, santa claws, father christmas, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, feline, felines

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC29898
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2168x1622 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas card, christmas cards, christmas, xmas, x-mas, follow-up, follow-up message, following up, second notice, second notice, warn, warns, warning, warning, dictate, dictates, dictation, business letter, business letters

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC27724
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2250x3057 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rockefeller center, christmas tree, christmas trees, rockefeller center plaza, 30 rock, 30 rockefeller center, tree, trees, throw out, throws out, throwing out, toss, tosses, tossing, tip, tips, tipping, trash can, trash cans, toss out, tosses out, tossing out, dump, dumps, dumping, dump out, dumps out, dumping out, lazy, laziness, after christmas, holiday season, end of the holiday season, christmas season, xmas, x-mas

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC134009
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4696x5562 pixels (unwatermarked)
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obsessive-compulsive, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorders, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mental illness, mental illnesses, mentally ill, christmas, xmas, x-mas, disorder, disorders

"You smell like a chimney."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC31894
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2369x1981 pixels (unwatermarked)
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chimney, chimneys, santa, santa claus, smoker, smokers, smoking, stink, stinks, stinking, father christmas, christmas, christmas day, xmas, x-mas, smell, smells, smelly, long shift, long shifts, night shift, night shifts, long hours, working day, working days

"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC37497
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2804x2220 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas, christmas day, hectic, schedule, schedules, scheduling, holiday stress, overworked, christmas shopping, gift, gifts, present, presents, stressful, stress, stresses, stressor, stressors, xmas, x-mas, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, get back to you, call back, calling back, phone call, phone calls, busy, busy schedule, busy schedules, child, children, lack of perspective

The Incorrectness of Santa

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC28471
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1919x2285 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santa claus, incorrect, politically incorrect, political incorrectness, politically correct, role model, role models, bad role model, bad role models, ceo, ceos, sexist, sexism, christmas, holiday season, holiday sons, xmas, x-mas, union, unions, workshop, workshops, sweatshop, sweatshops, toys for boys, toys for girls

"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC134893
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2961x2511 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sandal, sandals, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, xmas, x-mas, cliche, cliches, socks, underwear, stocking stuffer, stocking stuffers, stocking, stockings, jesus christ, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, unwanted

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas with the In-Your-Face Country Carollers"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC121721
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3500x4027 pixels (unwatermarked)
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caroller, carollers, carol, carols, christmas, christmas carol, christmas carols, xmas, x-mas, christmas song, christmas songs, aggressive, aggression, holiday season, christmas season, choir, choirs, singer, singers, singing, sing, sings, country, country music, country musician, country musicians

"It's Christmas, Melanie. Have young Cosgrove go down to the street and give something back to the community."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC33305
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2160x1729 pixels (unwatermarked)
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christmas, holiday, holidays, christmas season, christmas spirit, give back, gives back, giving back, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, limousine liberal, limousine liberals, charity, outreach, community outreach, outreach program, outreach programs, xmas, x-mas, charity, spirit of charity, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation

The Magi: Christmas, 1993

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC23781
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1456x1285 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wise men, three wise men, wisdom, three kings, magi, three magi, modern life, modern times, biblical, gospel, gospels, birth of christ, modern comfort, modern comforts, modern convenience, modern conveniences, christmas, xmas, x-mas, commercialism, commercialized, commercialised, true meaning, true meaning of christmas, christmas catalogue, christmas catalogues, mail-order catalogue, mail-order catalogues, catalog, catalogs

"So then I said to myself, 'Why should I make toys when I can make the deals to make the toys?' "

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC135282
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2973x2836 pixels (unwatermarked)
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toy, toys, elf, elves, workshop, workshops, christmas, north pole, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, businessman, businessmen, head for business, toy shop, toy shops, worker, workers, middle man, middle men, profit, profits, profiting, union, unions, union employee, union employees, union worker, union workers, corporate ladder, work up, working up, work your way up, working your way up, creator, creators, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, business deal, business deals, dealmaker, dealmakers, negotiator, negotiators, negotiation, negotiations, xmas, x-mas, santa's workshop, workshop, workshops, father christmas

"I'm going to need to make multiple stops."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC123479
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3290x2388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santa claus, cabby, cabbies, taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, taxi-cab, taxi-cabs, delivery, deliveries, father christmas, stop, stops, multiple stops, cabsharing, cab-sharing, father christmas, saint nicholas, saint nick, st. nicholas, st. nick, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, present, presents, gift, gifts, xmas, x-mas, christmas, holiday season, christmas eve

"Not one crummy Valentine."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC27790
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2048x1723 pixels (unwatermarked)
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valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, letter to santa, letters to santa, santa, santa claus, father christmas, mailbox, mailboxes, post, posts, postbox, postboxes, writer, writes, writing, shun, shunned, shame, shames, shaming, embarrass, embarrassing, neglect, neglected, neglecting, lonely, loneliness, christmas, holiday season, holiday seasons, greeting card, greeting cards, xmas, x-mas

Children line up to talk to Santa

Artist:
O'Brien, John
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CC23785
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1333x2677 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, therapist, therapists, christmas, xmas, x-mas, santa claus, father christmas, department store santa, department store santas, mall santa, mall santas, psychoanalysis, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, consumer, consumers, consumerism, christmas, christmas season, stress, stresses, holiday stress, holiday season

"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC30619
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3825x3239 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gender neutral, gender, holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas season, holiday season, dinner, dinners, politically correct, political correctness, speech, speeches, liberal, liberals, address, addresses, addressing, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, xmas, x-mas, pc, pc culture, politically correct culture, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, modern life, modern times

"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC142498
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3088x2445 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, christmas, xmas, x-mas, silver lining, silver linings, bright side, bright sides, present, presents, gift, gifts, guilty, guilt conscience, consciences, kid, kids, holiday season, holiday seasons, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break up, breaking up, breaks up, christmas day, child, children, parent, parents

"Mail is running three to one against our Christmas newsletter."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC38575
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1971x1946 pixels (unwatermarked)
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newsletter, newsletter, christmas newsletter, christmas newsletters, mail, correspondence, holiday letter, holiday letters, christmas card, christmas cards, holiday season, holiday seasons, xmas, x-mas, poll, polls, polling, odds, write, writes, writing, mail, mails, mailing, post, post office, post offices, annual letter, annual letters, family newsletter, family newsletters

"And here's where we make toys for bad little boys and girls!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400485
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2765x3432 pixels (unwatermarked)
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santa, santa claus, father christmas, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, elf, elves, naughty list, naughty lists, naughty or nice, toy, toys, making toys, north pole, bad list, bad lists, lump of coal, lumps of coal, santa claus is coming to town, naughty child, naughty children, torture, tortures, torture device, torture devices, christmas, x-mas, xmas, christmas season, holiday season

"It's a damn shame we can't get away with this more than one night a year!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400538
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2465x3606 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alien, aliens, kidnap, kidnaps, cover, covers, run cover, runs cover, running cover, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nicholas, flying saucer, flying saucers, ufo, ufos, steal, steals, stealing, undercover operation, undercover operations, christmas season, christmas, xmas, x-mas, holiday season, dark humor, black humor

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400571
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2227x3408 pixels (unwatermarked)
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postmortem, postmortems, post-mortem, post-mortems, coroner, coroner, coroners, doll, dolls, toy, toys, favorite toy, favorite toys, christmas present, christmas presents, anatomy, human anatomy, anatomically correct, psycho, psychotic, sociopath, sociopaths, psychopath, psychopathic, medical, medical school, medical schools, cadaver, cadavers, educational tool, educational tools, christmas, xmas, x-mas

"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC125389
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3913x3481 pixels (unwatermarked)
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return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time