"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
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The M.R.I. of Love
"Almost done, Ms. Mayberry - just a couple more images for out Instagram feed."
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
Surfer and the Whale
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"Dr. Horton and I have discovered something we don't like. Our hope is that you, on the other hand, will grow to like it."
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
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"I think we got all of it."
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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Highlights for Adults
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"See this area right here—that's where we'd like to open a coffee shop."
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"It's as I suspected—Mr. Harding, here, is possessed by demons."
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"Well, we removed the growth, but the operation has left you paralyzed from the neck down."
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"If we don't find anything wrong on these we'll take some more."
A doctor looks at a nurse and imagines a skeleton
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