Xmas Cartoons

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"

"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."

"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

Santa's Workshop

"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"

"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."

"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."

"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."

JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."

"You smell like a chimney."

"I can't help but feel disappointed."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

"Have you been a moral child?"

"If they fit, we can return them."

"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."

"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."