"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"
"Why don't we make it simple this year, and just give everyone the finger?"
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"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."
"Now we'll need a sitter for New Year's Eve."
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"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."
"Gentlemen: This is a follow-up on our recent Christmas card."
JANUARY 3RD AT ROCKEFELLER CENTER.
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"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
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"You smell like a chimney."
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."
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Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
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"Have you been a moral child?"
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
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"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."
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"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."
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