"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"
My First Boat
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"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"
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"You'd be amazed how quickly a boat like that pays for itself."
A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.
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"You understand, Wilkens, I have yachts, cars, planes, and women, so I'm not firing you just for the fun of it."
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America's Cup Fever
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"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"
"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."
"I'm down here temping as George's wife."
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A wealthy man and a poor man sail model boats.
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Overweight Passenger on a Boat
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"Just Harry's little joke."
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A large yacht carries a small wood house.
“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
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"Haviland is a model of how to enjoy a variety of felony charges."
"The weather looks a little iffy."
"What is it, Ira, that draws man inexorably back to the sea?"
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"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."
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"Here on the Cape, Mitchell favors ethnic garb."