A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"Who had the garden salad?"
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"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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The Flying Lawn Tigers.
The Twelve Labors of Hercules
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A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
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"I'm here to review the fall collection."
"They're all pretty, but this one is my favorite."
"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
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"Can't you rake the leaves? I'm raking in cash."
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"Rachel! If you can't even stay focused on spreading peat moss, how do you expect to get into law school?"
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"Fall makes him sad."
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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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"Help you in the yard? These are my dress work boots!"
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