"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Tags:lawn, lawns, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, decoration, decorations, ornament, ornaments, catalogue, catalogues, mail-order, magazine, magazines, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, cut back, cutting back, excessive, consumerism
"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
Tags:leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother
"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"
Tags:animal, animals, bird, birds, robin, robins, first robin, sign of spring, signs of spring, spring, season, seasons, race, races, marathon, marathons, runner, runners, finish line, finish lines, finishing line, finishing lines, tape, front yard, front yards, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, celebration, breaking the tape, crossing the finish line, first across the line
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
"Who had the garden salad?"
Tags:garden salad, garden salads, salad, salads, menu, menus, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, gardening, rake, rakes, raking, shovel, shovels, garden work, yard work, yardwork, yard, yards, do it yourself, prepare, prepares, preparation, preparations, modern restaurant, modern restaurants, fresh food, fresh foods, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable dish, vegetable dishes
"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."
A man lies in a hammock under leaves.
Tags:leaves, fall, nature, suburban, yards, autumn, seasons, hammock, rest, relaxation, leisure, back yard, property, lawn, autumn, autumnal, rapid, rapid onset, rapid onsets, relaxing, relax, relaxes, hammock, leisure time, free time, end of summer, summer's end, beginning of fall, beginning of autumn, mankoff
"Harold's easing into retirement."
Tags:retire, retiree, retirees, retirement, retiring, business, businessman, businessmen, desk, desks, office, offices, nature, natural, environment, outdoors, outside, butterfly, front yard, back yard, yard, yards, old age, relaxation, leisure, keeping busy, easing into, old habit, old habits, habit, habits, squirrel, squirrels, flower, flowers, tree, trees, men, man
"Thank you for respecting my no-fly zone"
Tags:no-fly zone, no-fly, no fly zone, no fly, zone, zones, no-fly zones, no fly zones, respect, respecting, thank you, thanks, fly, flying, drone, drones, planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, neighbourhood, neighborhood, yard, yards, front yard, backyard, back yard, sign, signs, signage, lawn, lawns, front lawn, binoculars, watching, watch, banned, ban, forbidden, bans, graffiti, restriction, restrictions, flight, flights, airspace, control, unmanned aerial vehicle, uav
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
Tags:home, homes, house, houses, yard, yards, lawn, lawns, grass, pesticide, pesticides, insecticide, insecticides, herbicide, herbicides, chemical, chemicals, science, farm, farms, farming, agriculture, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, groundskeeping, groundskeeper, groundskeepers, nature, unnatural, environmental issues, environment, sign, signs, signage, keep off, warning, warnings, unhealthy, health, modern life
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
"Declared Victory Garden"
Tags:garden, gardens, gardening, victory garden, victory gardens, war garden, war gardens, plant, plants, grass, grasses, weed, weeds, flower, flowers, tall, overgrown, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, backyard, backyards, front yard, front yards, landscape, landscapes, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, upkeep, eyesore, ugly, declared victory, victory, victories, war, wars, maintenance, lawn maintenance, property maintenance, nature, natural
Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"Happy Earth Day, honey."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, death, widow, widows, dead husband, dead husbands, saying goodbye, grave, graves, digging, bury, burial, burials, dead body, dead bodies, dead, body, bodies, corpse, corpses, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdered, killer, killers, killing, killed, homicide, disposing, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, front yard, front yards, earth day, happy earth day, eco-friendly, environmentally friendly, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour
"Man! I hate to think of what the collective guilt adds up to around here!"
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, yard, yards, guilt, guilty, collective, psychology, mental health, adds up, adding up
A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
Tags:snow, snows, snow shovel, snow shovels, snow shoveling, snow shovelling, winter, winters, obstacle, obstacles, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, nuisance, nuisances, nuisances, stealth, stealthy, yardwork, yard work, yard, yards, drive, drives, driveway, driveways, walkway, walkways
"Just what do you think you're up to?"
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, garden, gardening, gardens, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, yard, yards, child, children, cat lady, sneak, sneaky, sneaks, cat-lady, cat-ladies, cat lover, cat-lovers, cat-lover, cat lovers, acting suspicious, suspicious behavior, suspicious, mischief, mischievous, suspicious behaviour
"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."
"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."
Tags:incompetents, yards, suburban, vacations, leisure, marriage, relationships, vacation, vacations, vacation spot, vacation spots, holiday, holidays, holidaying, staycation, staycations, stay home, stays home, staying home, relax, relaxes, relaxing, chill, chill out, chills out, chilling out, mankoff
"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
Tags:leaf blower, leaf blowers, leaf blowing, leaf, leaves, fall, autumn, gardener, gardeners, gardening, nuisance, nuisances, noise pollution, pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollutant, pollutants, salesman, salesperson, hardware store, hardware stores, yardwork, yard, yards, yard work, outdoors, outdoors store, outdoors stores, garden centre, garden centres, sales pitch, sales pitches, customer service, customer service representative, customer service rep, customer service reps
"Did you get some work done?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, doghouse, doghouses, dog house, dog houses, backyard, backyards, yard, yards, tied, tied down, work, working dog, working dogs, working cat, working cats, working animal, working animals
"Help you in the yard? These are my dress work boots!"
Tags:yard, yards, yard work, gardening, gardener, gardeners, rake, raking, rakes, chore, chores, work boots, dress boots, dress work boots, just for show, fashion, fashions, pointless fashion, pointless fashions, best clothes, gender stereotype, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, wife, wives, husband, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends
"We're simplifying our lives."
Tags:simplifying, simplify, simplifies, simple, keeping it simple, keep it simple, declutter, decluttering, declutters, bonfire, bonfires, fire, fires, burn, burning, set fire, couple, couples, suburban couple, suburban couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, 1940s, 1950s, 1960s, yard, yards, garden, gardens, vintage, vintage cartoon, vintage cartoons
"I hope you're digging a hole big enough for everybody."
Tags:gardening, garden, gardens, yard, yards, digging, dig, digs, digging a hole, dig a hole, digging holes, dig holes, neighbor, neighbour, neighbors, neighbours, sharing, share, dig yourself into a hole, difficult sitution, tricky situation, modern life, modern politics, brexit, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, climate change, environmental issues, trouble, danger