A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.
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"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
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"Just a little off the top and shape the back."
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"The gods seem angrier than usual today."
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"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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"You were very brave."
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"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."
Tags:yard, yards, award, awards, award season, proud, pride, lawn, lawns, lawn care, lawn maintenance, maintenance, maintaining, accomplishment, accomplishments, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, torch, torches, burn, burns, burning, jealous, jealousy, real estate, garden, gardens, front yard, front yards, front garden, front gardens, petty, pettiness, personal property, yardwork, chore, chores, mow the lawn, mowing the lawn, award season
"Who had the garden salad?"
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A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.
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"Did you remember to do everything I asked, even the small things I said in passing that didn't sound like real requests?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, request, requests, small things, in passing, chore, chores, housework, errand, errands, yardwork, to-do list, to-do lists, remember, memory, memories, man, men, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."
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Tags:yard, yards, front yard, backyard, yardwork, yard work, landscaping, landscaper, landscapers, grass, lawn, lawns, mulch, rake, raking, rakes, hoe, hoes, tool, tools, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, outside, nature, magazine, magazines, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners
"Perhaps you'd be interested in our new hot mowing classes."
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"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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The Flying Lawn Tigers.
A man shovels snow into his neighbor's yard.
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Jesus snowblows a cloud.
"They're all pretty, but this one is my favorite."
A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.
"Howard! I thought you'd run off with another woman!"
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"This is my son Sam, the doctor; my son Winston, the lawyer; and my son Alden, the lawnblower."
"Fall makes him sad."
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"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."
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