"You're history, Leonard."
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"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
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"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."
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"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."
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"I come from a hundred years in the future to warn you that nothing really changes in the next hundred years."
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Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.
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New Year's Eve.
"I've got a feeling this is going to be a rough one!"
"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"
"I'm afraid this really is goodbye, my darling!"
"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."
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"It's the millennium, so maybe we should plan something special for New Year's Eve."
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"Twenty five years! But your honor,
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