"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."
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"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."
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"Let's work on opening up that fourth chakra."
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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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"I find the yoga helps me to be more irritating."
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"Can't you take up some kind of sport that doesn't involve spandex?"
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Someone left a yoga student on Mrs. Clearwhistle's front stoop. The student was tangled up and couldn't get undone from himself. She recognized him; it was Earl Slabodne. He lives up on the north edge of town. Mrs. Clearwhistle poured some olive oil on Earle, and he slipped right out; she called Mrs. Slabodne, who said to send him home. Mrs. Clearwhistle did, and she didn't charge for the olive oil.
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"Not tonight, hon — I had a yogasm in class."
"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"
"That's Irv. Took a yoga class, emptied his mind, and never refilled it."
"Ohm... Ohm... Tom..."
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Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea
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"With everything else I've got on my mind, now you're telling me I have to think about breathing?"
"I just found an Eastern philosophy that's very accepting of S.U.Vs."
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"Why so downward facing, dog?"
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"Take. Your. Time!"
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"It's me, '9' from yoga class."
"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"
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"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
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"Can you be in the moment later?"
Frankenstein stands on his head at yoga class.
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"I've had a lot of free time this year."
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