"He died young."
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An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."
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"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."
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"This resume appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes."
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Coming Soon to an Office Near You: Invaders From the Planet of the Recent College Graduates
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"She's had work."
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"Uh, I'm not ready to have a family"
Jews for Jesus and also for pissing off one's parents, even if they weren't religious, in a way that the Hare Krishnas can't even begin to imagine.
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"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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"My summer vacation: How I made money in a bear market."
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"Go easy on Jason. He just hit the big one-oh."
"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."
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"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."
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"Remember when the old guys were on top and the young guys were on the bottom?"
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"That's what's the matter with kids today!"
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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.
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"A general! Goodness gracious, you don't look like a general!"
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"I wanted something I could still appreciate at fifty."
Tags:tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, tat, tatted, body tattoos, regret, regrets, tattoo artist, tattoo artists, middle age, middle aged, youth, young, youthful, tattoo design, tattoo designs, tattoo parlor, tattoo parlour, tattoo parlors, tattoo parlours, tattoo shop, tattoo shops, body art, body modification
"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."
Tags:youth, young, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, lazy, miserable, sad, brat, bratty, brats, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, stubborn, spoiled, spoiled brat, complain, complaining, talking back, disobey, teen angst, angst, angsty
"Can Mommy borrow your baby-blue pinafore tonight, sweetie?"
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"and whose little marriage are we?"