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"It's fine the know your ABCs and your colors, but really you just have to be able to sit still and control your bladder."
"How come they don't have mad-cauliflower disease?"
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Two children play with a pedal bin
"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."
"We're thinking maybe it's time you started getting some religious instruction. There's Catholic, Protestant, and Jewish---any of those sound good to you?"
Next tantrum: 4pm