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"Of course there was sex and drugs when I was your age, but it was sex and drugs about ending the war."
Coming Soon to an Office Near You: Invaders From the Planet of the Recent College Graduates
"Lost a step? Hell, no. Those young zebras are juiced."
"Hi. We're all in the eighteen-to-thirty-four-year-old age group that you're a member of. Come on out and play with us."
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
"Fetch is not selling out."
"Nothing happens next. This is it."
"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."